frosticles

The annoying layer of frosty icy stuff that develops on old and or previously semi-thawed ice cream.

Opening up a tub of seemingly tasty looking ice cream and... Oh Shit ‘Frosticles’... i guess i can eat around them (knowing full well that it’s still gonna taste like shit)

by 0ddjob February 21, 2011

festicle

An old man's nasty-ass testicle; Festicles=A festering pair of old balls.

I'm sorry Grandpa, but noone's touched your filthy festicles in 27 years.

by B-Town May 12, 2003

Fessticles

n. (fes∙ti∙cals) A compound word derived from the French slang "fess" (Eng. "buttocks") and the English word "testicles". Together as a compound word they're meant to reference a woman's labia.

Don't for get to wash your fessticles Jessica!

by NFStCyr May 1, 2010

festicle

see scooter,fester. A form of human who can survive only on Dr. Skipper, 7-Eleven nachos and tri-tip. Commonly flanked by a pair of agressive, poorly trained dogs, festicles are often found sleeping on couches and drinking large amounts of ny-quil. Festicles are possibly best known for their ability to make large amounts of money disappear in a relatively short period of time at a roulette table.

There's a festicle sleeping on my couch again.

by Enrico Palazzo May 23, 2006

Farticles

the tiny pieces of dooty that stain underwear when u fart causing skidmarks
fart-particles

Dad is doing laundry and notices the skidmarks in his son's underwear
"NEILL DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WHIP UR FUCKING ASS!!!!"
"DAD, remember we had mexican last night, that aint from my dirty ass, its those goddam FARTICLES, and YES i know how 2 wipe my ass"

by Irish Redneck July 22, 2009

isticles

aistəkəlz (n.) A condition that results from males forgetting to wear thermal underwear in freezing temperatures.

A: Did you hear about Andrew?
B: No!?
A: He got a bad case of isticles that forced him to go to the emergency room yesterday.
B: Say no more my friend.

by ə April 22, 2014

Farticles

Farticles is a better word for fart particles.

"Do you smell that?"
"Oh yes, I smell your farticles"

by Fargodaddy February 8, 2021