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The fingerest

A beautiful schaubism used by Brian Campbell to openly mock Brenda Schaub to his face on live TV.
Luke Thomas: *Pointing at Schaubs arm* "Wow, look at the detail on that tattoo, all the fingers are evenly spread out"
Brian Campbell: "Some would say the fingerest, right there"

Schaub: *Bragging about how expensive his tattoo is* "I would say he takes about 800 an hour"
by P.F. Changs line cook June 18, 2021
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Fingerless February

It’s basically no but November but for girls. It’s typically less popular to the internet and not many participate in it.

But here are the rules
1 no masturbation or sex

2 you can touch clit
3 porn is fine

If your successfully last fingerless February you earn your rights ladies.👏👏
Boy: lemme smash
Girl: it’s fingerless February
Boy: aw shit ok
by Forklicker November 3, 2019
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One-fingered butt plunge

In the act of wiping one's bottom, when the toilet paper tears and, inadvertently, a finger plunges into the butt hole. (Occurs especially when using cheap toilet paper or when wiping too hard). Can result in a stinky fingernail.
Guy in toilet: Oh, dude, gross!
Guy outside: What happened?
Guy in toilet: I was wiping and I accidentally did the one-fingered butt plunge.
by LongWayfromHome September 7, 2010
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three fingered salute

to press press CTRL ALT and DELETE on your PC thus resetting it .. derived from the 3 fingers you use to press the buttons.
John:"Damn my computer has froze!!"
Dave:"Give it a three fingered salute!"
John:"But ill lose all my work..."
by Evil-Ernie June 2, 2003
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Spirit Fingered

Verb: The act of fingering a cheerleader, or fingering any girl but with excessive spirit.
After that party Friday night, I spirit fingered the head cheerleader of the varsity squad.

I was showing a lot of spirit while my fingers were sliding in and out of her.
by spiritfingerer June 22, 2011
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light-fingered

inclined to steal, larcenous
I would not trust him. He's kind of light-fingered.
by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2008
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clergy fingered

An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.
Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
by YAWA March 14, 2018
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