An over weight, middle aged women or man that has little to no self confidence. They often divert to their cell phone or smart watch when they feel threatened and may or may not duct tape their breasts to hide sexual identity. Please note that these individuals are extremely self conscious and if your make any remarks about there outward appearance they with reach/touch mentioned area repeatedly (at most when they think you are not looking.)
by Countyworkerlife May 8, 2018
Get the finchey mug.on december 18th we celebrate a holiday like christmas but in honor of finch, a true american hero who fought for our country and is a hero to many others! it’s one of two holidays celebrating finch, right after finchgiving
friend 1: hey wanna hang for finchmas?
friend 2: sure but it has to be later cause i’m hanging with my friends from culinary class
friend 2: sure but it has to be later cause i’m hanging with my friends from culinary class
by finchaddict December 1, 2019
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A term to describe misfortune, usually associated with an employer or workplace abuse or organizational betrayal
by TheTipOfTheDagger July 20, 2022
Get the Finched mug.A slang word for a combination of two or more things that are not good together - the name is a combination of a finch and a mole, which would not be a good combination of things.
James: did you hear that Dominoes is making a pizza combined with a board game for family game nights?
Samantha: Man, that won't go well. It's a real finchamole.
Samantha: Man, that won't go well. It's a real finchamole.
by Elkeeon December 6, 2022
Get the Finchamole mug.To be finched describes what happens as an employee in an IT department who is suddenly and inexplicably prevented from going home on time by an inept IT director.
"Man, I was totally finched yesterday evening and had to carry out three hours of poorly planned work before I could go home.."
by TotalLoss March 21, 2024
Get the Finched mug.A unit of measurement defined by half or less of a measurement of inches, for example, 12 inches would be 6 or less finches.
by CommanderTartarSauce November 6, 2025
Get the Finches mug.1. A male who enjoys tossing the salad of other males.
2. A homosexual man who likes licking butt crack.
3. A very gay man.
2. A homosexual man who likes licking butt crack.
3. A very gay man.
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1. George bush pretends he's straight, but we all know that he is a fanny fincher.
2. I saw him in the locker room with another guy being a fanny fincher.
1. George bush pretends he's straight, but we all know that he is a fanny fincher.
2. I saw him in the locker room with another guy being a fanny fincher.
by shugahhh aka vegas bitch February 5, 2010
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