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Masturbatory Index File

Is the systematic cataloging of persons of interest for later use as masturbation fantasy fodder. Elaborate indexes can be cross referenced by type of body, hair color, size of breasts ( if applicable ), bi-sexuality, sexual acts you envision them doing etc.

In public it can be referenced as " MI-File " pronounced MY-File
Masturbatory Index File example---"Those two women were so hot I added them to MI-File--and now they are bi-sexual and I'll be seeing them later tonight"
by knight1to1 August 2, 2009
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X-File

1. An X-File is an FBI case designated "unsolved"
2. A case dealing with the Paranormal or unkown
"A X-File has been opened into Aliens"
by pooper agent September 18, 2006
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ralph fiennes

A famous British actor, brother of actor Joseph Fiennes.
Starred in films like, the English Patient, Shindlers list, The Constant Gardener and Red Dragon. Very talented actor also incredibally sexy.

Name pronounced RAFE FINES
1. Ralph Fiennes deserved an Oscar for Shindlers List
2. Ralph Fiennes is sexy as hell.
by KittyKatVoodo September 23, 2006
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juul fiend

That nic stick all your kids are hittin these days causes them all to become addicted therefore they start fiending when they run out of pods so they take the blue pass from their math class and camp out in the bathroom waiting for a humble fellow to come in and supply some rips all while avoiding the security guards that enter randomly.
Joey: “yo Vin lemme hit that juul!”
Vin: “bro this my last pod chill”
Joey: “I’ll literally pay you $5 right now for a rip”
Vin: “holy shit ur such a juul fiend”
by OG Druggie November 15, 2017
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finger file

1) Finger file is the mental retention of sexually stimulating material to recall while masturbating at a later time. 2) Finger file is the female equivalent of the spank bank for men.
Woman # 1 Did you see that new lifeguard at the beach today? I have never seen more ripped abs in my life.

Woman #2 Yea I'm going to put that in my finger file for later.
by the1realdarkman December 27, 2011
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Fiento

The most fucked up thing you can say to another person. Consist's of everything vulgur combined into one. Aka thee ultimate insult.
Fiento.
by MT. God September 1, 2003
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n00b file

Someone's first, saved file on a video game.

Referred to as a "n00b file" because the gamer was most likely a n00b on their first try. of the game.
Also known as "newbie file"
Usually this file isn't deleted. Even after the gamer has beaten it.
>>Guy 1: Hey, should I play this saved file of Zelda?
>>Guy 2: No way, man. That's my n00b file.
by blahyourface December 9, 2008
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