Fifth Wheel

The person in a friend group that’s technically part of said friend group but is only actually part of it when one is missing. Like a fifth spare tire.

“I wish I had some better friends, mine only treat me like a fifth wheel.”

by Crow98 June 11, 2018

Fifth Harmony

The five best mother fuckers around. A girl group consisting of the fabulous Normani Kordei Hamiltion, the flirtatious Ally Brooke Hernandez, the ghetto Dinah Jane Hansen, also known as Blue Dinah, the sexual Lauren Michelle Jauregui and the hungry Karla Camila Cabello who is also commonly referred to Karla Swerve. These five mother fuckers came to fuck shit up. They all are professional twerkers and have some relation to Beyonce fucking Knowles.

Fifth Harmony is the bomb dot com.

by TaraaaaaaaaLoves5H March 15, 2013

Fifth Bedpost

Reference to a male’s stiff, rigid cock while in bed.

I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.

I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.

He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018

fifth times the charm

A saying for when you fail the first four times, you say “fifth times the charm” to make you feel more confident about the fifth time. This is not BS

Oh man we lost that Fortnite game but you know what they say, “Fifth times the charm”

by Aids of greatness April 22, 2019

Fifth of Rose

750 mL (approximately one fifth of a gallon) of Richards Wild Irish Rose. Wild Irish Rose is a highly potent yet economical alcoholic beverage boasting an alcohol content of 13.9% all for around $4.

"Niggas it's going down, up in the C-Town
Get 'em up wid the thug and the nigga wid the bud, got the fifth of rose,
For the niggas that close hit 'em up wid the forty reasons"

- "East 1999" by Bone Thugs n Harmony

by Trues@WVU June 11, 2009

Fifth Harmony

A girl group consisting of 5 members, formed July 2012 on The X Factor USA after being rejected as solo acts. Originally LYLAS and 1432, the girls Dinah Jane, Camila Cabello, Lauren Jauregui, Normani Kordei and Ally Brooke decided to have a fan rename them, and that name turned out to be Fifth Harmony. They are feminists believing in equality of the sexes, constantly reminding their mostly female following of how great of people they are. They are truly the most genuine celebrities, taking influence from Beyoncé, Lana Del Rey, Ed Sheeran, Justin Timberlake and Demi Lovato. The five beauties have come so far and still have a long way to go :')

"Have you heard of Fifth Harmony's new single BO$$?"
"Yeah, that song kicks ass. It's a new feminist anthem!"

by queenavocado July 19, 2014

Fifth Gear

A sorry attempt of a TV show to imitate the almighty top gear automotive program.

The guys from fifth gear burned down the top gear studio.

by schwill November 19, 2007