Fidgetsexual

A dumb sexuality mocking the LGBTQ+ community about being sexually attracted to fidget toys. It was created on TikTok and now nine year olds use it and claim its real

Person 1: “I’m Fidgetsexual so therefore I am in love with fidgets.”
Person 2: “Being Fidgetsexual is a mockery to the LGBTQ+ community”

by Wanda’s Vision March 1, 2021

Fidget Toys

A sensory toy for people with autism adhd and anxiety. It helped till people who don’t need them use them an it becomes a trend

“ Trading Fidget toys

by •_•_• January 9, 2021

dirty fidel

Variation of the "dirty sanchez;" immediately after fisting one's partner, the fister takes his or her hand and wipes in across the lower half of the fistee's face, resulting in a thin shit-based beard that causes the the recipient's face to resemble that of Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.

Note: More fecal matter is required for this particular act than for the closely related "dirty sanchez;" it is thusly recommended that the recipient preferably have a sizable crap on deck; or more conveniently, perform this act immediately following a cleveland steamer, or any other act that requires excrement to be evacuated from the body.

One time I gave this slut a dirty fidel . . . it made me want a cigar and a plane ticket to Havana.

by senorguitarra September 5, 2008

fidget spinner

the only case in history where a bit of plastic and metal doomed the human race

fidget spinners doomed us all

by Dylanfinity (obviously) June 3, 2017

Gal Fidem

A congregation of women that like to participate in sexual intercourse

Check out these gal fidems ohhh

by Bello Nice March 3, 2019

Figetsexual

A disgusting person attracted to figets thinking that they are a part of the lgbtq+ community.

'im figetsexual'
'eww get away from me'

by Truefacttttssss January 30, 2021

Figer

Noun: A combination of a fig and tiger

Alternate definition: A vegan who acts like a predator

Ugh, this girl is such a figer.

by SchingDingwing September 19, 2021