The gay ass attitude that one has when your parents beat you and your friends don't actually like you.
"Nick, your dad is a fucking hitman, so stop being felendir."
"I don't want to come over, your dad scares the fuck out of me, so stop being felendir."
"I don't want to come over, your dad scares the fuck out of me, so stop being felendir."
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One of the greatest high school distance runners of the 21st century whose shocking good looks and amazing legs have been impressing women since 1989. Often referred to as "the man". Synonymous with perfection.
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One of the greatest high school distance runners of the 21st century whose shocking good looks and amazing legs have been impressing women since 1989. Often referred to as "the man". Synonymous with perfection.
Matt Foley is the best SNL skit ever created.
Matt Foley is a god.
We have reached a level near that of Matt Foley I thought previously unattainable.
Matt Foley is a god.
We have reached a level near that of Matt Foley I thought previously unattainable.
by Alex Morgan!! January 18, 2006
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I am a Felecrescologist and I study Felecrescology. but none of my friends believe it is possible to grow cats, so I guess they will be destined for eternal damnation.
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Bronco's fan: Peyton manning is the best quarterback in the NFL, herp derp *starts touching his own dick*
Nick Foles: *matches record for most TD's in one game, sets all time highest QB rating average for a single month, on the way to breaking the QB rating record for a season and is two touchdown passes away from breaking the record for most touchdown passes without an interception*
Bronco's fan: *sets self on fire*
Nick Foles: *matches record for most TD's in one game, sets all time highest QB rating average for a single month, on the way to breaking the QB rating record for a season and is two touchdown passes away from breaking the record for most touchdown passes without an interception*
Bronco's fan: *sets self on fire*
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