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what fettle

A greeting , mainly used by older members of the community in North East Mining communities,latterly bastardised by younger members of the community to signify the achievement of the physical act of love,when such topics are discussed in a public house etc.
"I told her to get up stairs , pull her nighty up,and I gave her What Fettle"
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
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Funtley

A Small Village in Hampshire

Every village has an Idiot but Funtley in Hampshire is a whole village of idiots. Situated just outside the sophisticated market town of Fareham, Funtley resembles a dog turd hiding down a back alley tying not to be trod in .
The average IQ of a Funtley resident is around 62, making Funtley the most densely populated thick Fuck area in the uk. This dumbness can be experienced in full effect at the local retarded social club, The Futley Social Club and Spa where the locals wonder round punching, biting and fucking each other while trying not to spill there Ale.
Wow i like my girls thick but those bitches are so funtley
by Mungo45 January 29, 2015
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little Lord Fontlerroy

1. A little bitch.
2. An unmanly man.
3. A gay man with girlish looks.
1. They dressed me up like Little Lord Fontlerroy.
2. My little brother is like Little Lord Fontlerroy.
3. This faggot in front of me looks like Little Lord Fontlerroy.
by Mowens August 4, 2006
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Fenter

A word used to describe anything sexual
Boy 1: I'm gonna get a blowy off my girl tonight dude
Boy 2: You mean a fenter?

Boy 1: Yeah bro
by Bryyyyyyyyyyy December 13, 2012
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fettle

to fettle is to perform a sexual act on somebody.
"Ey-up our Eli! Did`st thi end up avin a fettle wi that bintfrompt behind t`bar last neet?"

"Aye, it wer reyt grand anole. We were fettlin` all neet. She`s a reyt dirty mare is that Shirley Bagthwaite...ah`ll tell thee!"
by Dr Fox May 23, 2007
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fenter

Any sexual act; mostly referring to fingering
Allow me to tell you a time of how I was unwillingly fentered.
by Anonmanmanmanman December 13, 2012
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Fenkle

A term for a red-haired person.
The fenkle haired child went on a daily walk to the ice cream parlor.
by Sharabella July 4, 2009
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