1. An undecorated aluminium pole used to celebrate festivus.
2. A recurring erection that occurs at a festivus party.
2. A recurring erection that occurs at a festivus party.
by matelalique December 16, 2011
Get the festivus pole mug.1. Used to describe someone who is (slightly) chubby, and as become so over the christmas/summer holiday period.
2. Or, someone who morbidly obese and you don't want to hurt their feelings, yet you stil want to bring them to the attention of their weight gain.
2. Or, someone who morbidly obese and you don't want to hurt their feelings, yet you stil want to bring them to the attention of their weight gain.
1. 'oh mighty me darling, you seemed to have gained ten pounds over the christmas period! Time for the old detox!'
2. 'S**t! Look at that big moma, shes ever bigger than yours!'
'Mate, shut it, be nice to her, shes my aunt'
'alright sorry, shes festively plump'
'thats better'
2. 'S**t! Look at that big moma, shes ever bigger than yours!'
'Mate, shut it, be nice to her, shes my aunt'
'alright sorry, shes festively plump'
'thats better'
by Valentina Osborn July 13, 2006
Get the festively plump mug.An Annual Music fest held at castle donington, same destination as the world famous Mosters of Rock Shows reign in the 80's
by Adam D September 3, 2005
Get the download festival mug.The TriBeCa Film Festival, pioneered by Nicole Bartelme, has screened over 1300 films from over 80 countries since its first festival in 2002.
The TriBeCa Film Festival's initial focus encompassed films with a humanitarian message, great sound tracks and film technology. With organizer Jane Rosenthal at the helm the festival has grown to encompass films of many genres: from blockbusters to documentaries.
by Total Film April 9, 2013
Get the TriBeCa Film Festival mug.The act of strapping down your team bitch and pouring vinegar in there eyes. After the subject has lost all eyesight proceed to fist the blind team bitch dry in the anus.
In hunting hills we heald Fenz down blinded him with a bottle of vinegar and shoved all I our fists in his tight little anus. My first Fenzting
by YOTES and HOES September 25, 2013
Get the Fenzting mug.An illness which inevitably sets in when one returns home from attending a music festival.
Causes include:
-Between 2 and 10 hours sleep over a five day period.
-Living in your own dirt.
-Shouting and screaming a lot.
-Excessive consumption of both legal and illegal substances.
-Being too tight to buy food and hence going without for five days.
-Dehydration.
Unfortunately, due to the self-inflicted nature of this illness little sympathy can be expected.
Causes include:
-Between 2 and 10 hours sleep over a five day period.
-Living in your own dirt.
-Shouting and screaming a lot.
-Excessive consumption of both legal and illegal substances.
-Being too tight to buy food and hence going without for five days.
-Dehydration.
Unfortunately, due to the self-inflicted nature of this illness little sympathy can be expected.
by George15 January 20, 2008
Get the festival flu mug.When a shirt or sweater's collar is worn vertical similiar to a turtleneck, but not necessarily popped out, it is a festive collar.
Nick: I have a festive collar for the occasion.
Brian: You mean it's popped, don't you?
Nick: No... festive.
Brian: You mean it's popped, don't you?
Nick: No... festive.
by knack4life November 24, 2009
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