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Fender bender

A fun afterschool hangout such as grabbing food or side quests.
Who wants to go on a fender bender after school and pick up subway with me?

fender bender

A comparatively-minor "deformed wheel-wells" accident caused by driver-impairment after an extended period of both consuming alcoholic drinks and working with famous-name-brand live-music equipment.
I play the guitar --- and drive --- much better when I'm sober, so hopefully I'll never have any fender benders.
fender bender by QuacksO June 20, 2026

fender-bender 

minor car accident

The ¡®fender¡¯ refers to the part of the car¡¯s body that covers the tire.

In a ¡®fender-bender¡¯ there is some damage to a car, but not enough to make it impossible to drive.
I had a fender-bender this morning, so I've got to go to the auto shop.
fender-bender by Choonik Kwon January 1, 2004

Fender-Bender 

Fender-Bender: When a man gives anal to a chick and he misses, bending his fender
Jeff: Man it looks like you have a boner but somethin's awfully wrong wit dat meat

John: Yeah, I had a bit of a Fender-Bender with Miss Norris over there
Fender-Bender by samm...y May 17, 2006

fender bender week 

A fender bender typically refers to a minor car crash on a bend. A bender is a streak of alcohol or drug use. Fender bender week is a minor crash of daily alcohol consumption with the alcohol starting with the day of the week typically in the last week before a holiday.
friend 1: why are you drinking, its a work night?
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!

friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.

Transgender Fender Bender 

When you get into a car accident and the person who hit you, or vice versa, is an old acquaintance who has transitioned since you last saw them.
“I accidentally tapped a cars rear bumper the other day, and guess who it was?”

“Lacy!”
“Yep, It was great to see her. To bad it was a transgender fender bender
Transgender Fender Bender by gasp December 21, 2021