A condition caused by errant pubic hairs, caught in a mans underpants, becoming stuck to the tip of his penis.
Bee: "So, did you go down on him?"
Charl: "Well, almost. But when he dropped his draws, I noticed he had major felt-tip. I was out of there in seconds!"
Charl: "Well, almost. But when he dropped his draws, I noticed he had major felt-tip. I was out of there in seconds!"
by Paul William Kemp September 7, 2009
Get the Felt-tip mug.When two people feel eachother's private parts i.e. bum, boobs, vag and dick. This can be wanted or unwanted but when people say this, they usually mean it was unwanted.
That guy felt up my little sister even though she told him not to. I did tell her to be careful with guys.
by Sarahd May 10, 2006
Get the felt up mug.A turd that takes a lot of toilet paper to wipe away. The name derives from a felt-tip pen that always seems to have a little bit of ink left in it.
Man 1: Blimey, you took a long time in the toilet there, mate.
Man 2: Yes. It was a felt-tip poo and took half a bog-roll to wipe away.
Man 2: Yes. It was a felt-tip poo and took half a bog-roll to wipe away.
by john1million March 1, 2014
Get the Felt-tip poo mug.by mo the b April 9, 2021
Get the felt that mug.when a thot posts a pic on Instagram with the caption 'felt cute might delete x'. This post is usually late at night when she's sad and lonely and wants some phat attention. Most often a mirror selfie or a face selfie - this post, more often than not does not end up getting deleted.
bro 1: bro, did you see what Jessica posted on Instagram?
bro 2: yea, it was a 'felt cute might delete x'
bro 1: HA LOL
bro 2: yea, it was a 'felt cute might delete x'
bro 1: HA LOL
by suckmytoebro August 21, 2019
Get the felt cute might delete x mug.To take a shit that's so bangin' the numerous furious wipes needed to clean the sphincter cause the bog roll to rip and disintigrate in your hand.
Also applies to a pool or snooker shot with too much top.
Also applies to a pool or snooker shot with too much top.
I went for a right felt-ripper before, drew blood and everything. That kebab last night was a bad idea...
by DJ-DEEG July 23, 2010
Get the felt-ripper mug.Definition of feeling someone or something.
Similar to using "I agree" in a sentence. Used when one can relate to another.
Plural: Felt these
Alternate definition:
When one "feels" or loves their outfit or article of clothing.
Similar to using "I agree" in a sentence. Used when one can relate to another.
Plural: Felt these
Alternate definition:
When one "feels" or loves their outfit or article of clothing.
I saw that See Reverse for Care post and my immediate reaction was "Felt this".
I "Felt this" hoodie.
I "Felt this" hoodie.
by See Reverse for Care November 22, 2021
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