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Wet Firing

Rapidly expelled, short bursts, of wet sounding (and sometimes actually leaky wet) gas that typically occurs immediately upon sitting on the toilet and prior to a full, explosive bowel release.
I don’t know who was in that stall this morning but all I heard was a belt buckle, a pants drop and a whole series of wet firing.

I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
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Firing

adj. Good, Great, Awesome, Top quality.
(surf slang, describes wave quality)
"Waves were firing today, you really missed it".
by skullcap January 13, 2004
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Mexican Firing Squad

Where traditional firing squads assure the death of the captive, a Mexican Firing Squad is different. It is a strategic blunder, mistake, ill concieved plan, or it can be planned by an itiod in where the prisoner is surrounded by troops with weapons ready to fire, but the armed party is in a circle.

If you do not see where this causes the problem read on or you might find yourself in one someday; a circle is good for ring-around-the-rosey and for pioneers to circle wagons to shoot away from, but to fire in a circle means that a few bullets will go outside of the circle eventually and most likely hit somone on the other end.
The bank robber got away the second time when the Texas State Troopers formed a Mexican Firing Squad and killed eath other letting the 2-bit hood escape.
by santos miguelito September 19, 2008
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fearing

An indirect and subtly underhanded technique of manipulation of folks about something or someone without them realizing it’s going on.
The trumpmachine has systematically employed “fearing” to sow seeds of white supremacy via its stance on building a wall to keep “illegals” out of the United States.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020
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firing up the old 50

Guy 1: Hey man why were you in there so long?
Guy 2: Sorry man, just firing up the old 50.
Guy 1: WTF? Dude, not cool, wait til you get home!
by the sweatdragon May 6, 2010
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Russian Firing Squad

Gather Vladimir Putin and the whole Russian gymnastics team. Putin will then continuously mouth bang the whole team until he blows.
Gave em a Russian Firing Squad last night!
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by WillieTrill May 6, 2015
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Test firing the rape cannon

to masturbate or jerk your gherkin.
Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors.
by Crreeddss November 3, 2008
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