Feet

Those wiggly doodads connected to your shins.

(if you're really looking this up, you're a sodding moron.)
Bob: Hey Mike. What are those wiggly doodads connected to your shins?

Mike: They're my feet.
by RideTheWalrus! January 03, 2009
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The things with the toenails on them.
To my suprise, my feet are awesome.
by Mike Sergio Loecher November 21, 2002
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Chair finders
It is so dark in here, I think I need to use my feet to find some where to sit.
by rawr master2432 September 26, 2009
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the things you use to walk and stand often have shoes or socks on them
hey look at my feet they make me stand
by alan March 07, 2004
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Feet is a high end dessert that I highly suggest you eat while taking a trip to the bottom of the Pacific ocean. Feet comes from an animal called a "Human" yum yum yum
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Stinky and you can suck the big toe
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The thing that the guy at the end of your street in a trench coat is dealing on the black market.
Guy: what is your fetish

Other guy: feet.
by Girls-on-film•=• April 04, 2020
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