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furious fiorio

Furious Fiorio is a condition that occurs when an audit client does not provide a proper and/or timely response to a request, or when something doesn’t go your way in general. Symptoms of this condition include, but are not limited to high blood pressure, popping veins, sudden non professional outbursts, thrown computers, crumpled work papers, spilt cereal and an irrational fear of pickles, and elk heads. If you have never encountered someone with Furious Fiorio, they can be easily spotted as they always have a Mocha Frapuccino in hand, and look angry. They often drink excessively on airplanes, and have been known to disrobe while in flight. They can also be found at baggage claim making innocent and hardworking airline employees cry, and often need a police escort out of the airport. If you are unsure if the person you are with suffers from this condition, simply touch the GPS in their car, or ask them if they say VETO on the Sopranos last night. If they flip out, this person suffers from Furious Fiorio. If you do this test be careful, because you’re probably gonna get a fresh one.
(1) The airline lost my baggage so I went Furious Fiorio.

(2) If you’re excel doesn’t print properly, I’m gonna get Furious Fiorio on you.

(3) Glassman didn’t get us the requests timely so I went Furious Fiorio.
by Boccie Ballz February 16, 2007
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Fast and the Furious

The movie that doubled the price of Toyota Supras just because they were in the movie. The only good part of the movie is when Vin Diesel drives the dragster on the street.
D00d I bought Fast and the Furious
by fastcr80 April 5, 2005
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fecetious

full of sh!t in an obvious way.
you are being fecetious.

it is funny and unbelievable but in a way that the person speaking "fecetiously" might want people to believe his story
by David L. Martin November 2, 2007
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furiousballed

The feeling of inadequacy one gets when attempting to come up with a witty blog comment only to find that someone else beat you to it with something twisted, head scratching and ridonkulously funny.
I tried to leave a comment on The Bloggess, but I saw it had already been furiousballed.
by FatGreta March 13, 2008
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fececious

Similar to "facetious" and used for something untrue meant to be funny or misleading, with a sense of teasing or being playful, but having the root word of "feces" (excrement, waste, good old #2) used when the intent is to tease in a really shitty, mean way.
"I'm sorry honey, I was being fececious when I said I wanted to go to bed with that other guy."
by timoshi August 27, 2012
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furious leaf

Going to deploy furious leaf tonight at 10.
by ElectricOcean May 14, 2017
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Furious

A kid took another kid’s toy, and then the other kid got furious.
by Leolionross October 12, 2019
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