feces

The primary sexual lubricant for homosexual men.

Kevin: You're feeling very wet tonight Ron.

Ron: Yes, well, I had Burrito House for lunch today.

Kevin: Feces!

by sjthiele November 03, 2011

feces

According to Spanish grammar, plural for fez.

I pity the employees at the corner store; their boss has them wear feces.

by Gulstab February 19, 2009

feces

chocolate

Feces smells bad but actually tastes quite good.

by kwang June 05, 2003

feces

(fee*seez)
-noun
1. Poo. Poopie. Doodoo. Human waste and/or excrement.
-noun
2. As per the movie "Donnie Darko"; baby mice.

1. Ma'am? I think you need to change your baby's diaper. It smells like feces in here.
2. Girl #1: "I heard there were feces EVERYWHERE!"
Girl #2: "What's feces?"
Girl #1: "Baby mice."
Girl #1 & #2: "Awwwwwww!"

by Mr.3d PHD March 11, 2008

feces

brown stuff

i eat feces

by dfd February 27, 2003

fece

(v.), (n.) a word relating to feces, also occasionally used in place of "fart". All used as an action, ex. "i have to fece", "i just went fece", "did you just fece?". Also in noun form used in place of feces in a comical nature by the immature, such as I.

(v.)"i went fece!" (n.)"is that fece?"

by the fece-man cometh April 25, 2007

feces

A matter of fecal (shit) that is usually dipersed through the ass... see fecal japan

Look at all that feces!

Man, thats some major feces!

by Jigga April 27, 2003