February 14

National slap a guy named Liam day unless he askes you out.

February 14:
"Hey y/n did Liam ask you out?"

"Yeah I guess I cant slap him :("

by Sophiscool_1 February 7, 2022

February 14

a day where ugly people get chocolates from their parents

boy1: hey did you get a valentine
boy2: i got some chocolate from my parents
boy1: that makes sense

valentines day February 14

by largedonkey64545 January 27, 2021

February 14

The birthday of the guy destined to be a sex god

Guy 1:Did you hear it's Tyler's birthday today?
Guy 2: It's February 14? Damn I bet he gets more girls than both of us combined

by cedwerd November 27, 2019

February 14

Where you make your dumb boyfriend buy you something or kick him in the balls :)🥰

You: “Hey babe did u get me anything?”

Him: “No whats today again”
You: “February 14 duh valentines day”
Him: “Oh yea no”
You: “Kick him in the balls” 😩

by Youuanddmeetogetherforeveeer February 12, 2021

February 14

The day where one dumbass called another dumbass a whore, and boom they became friends (eventually something else but shhh)

me: remember when i called you a whore one February 14?
matt: ...
me: you're still a whore

by sssenpai? April 23, 2020

February 14

today is a special day for couples to celebrate their love and happiness.

"ofc you should love each other it's February 14!
"happy valentine's day babe!"

"happy valentine's day baby!! i love u"

by 𝚔𝚊𝚢𝚔𝚊𝚢𝚢 December 1, 2019

February 14

February 14th is the day where everyone has to go around and ask people kiss or slap.

John: hey Alex kiss or slap
Alex: kiss
John: come here papi

Alex: we bout to February 14th

by blackhispanic February 11, 2020