Fauxlitarian

Someone who pretends to be working class, despite owning their own house, having attended a private school or having a middle class job. A broader version of Mockney.

A:Piers told me that he was proud to be a working class hero.
B: But he went to public school. He's so fauxlitarian

by Cedric45 February 17, 2009

Fauxgetful Attachment

"Forgetting" to add your bro to a hilarious email.

"Hey, bro, you forgot to add Bret to your stupid email."
"No I didn't."

Fauxgetful Attachment

by blake_blake March 29, 2015

fauxfeteria

The semblance of a cafeteria but with minimal food options and/or a self checkout system for rendering payment

I went to the fauxfeteria but the salad was rotten and the checkout was down.

by Fauxmaker December 5, 2019

FAUXGETTING

Fauxgetting : The art of conveniently forgetting obvious facts that are known to be true.

Marjorie Taylor Greene was "fauxgetting" everything she previously said, texted, tweeted whip being questioned under oath.

by Hewhopointsouttheobvious April 27, 2022

fauxgetarian

"that guy". He claims to be a vegetarian but only for the reasons of self gain. Uses his vegetarian status to sit in the good seats at starbucks. He also plays up all of his green shirts as recycled. Hes a douche and is playing the system. He hangs out at the Apple store, at home he uses an HP..cheater.

Fauxgetarian: OMG I'm sooo hungry, I want a salad
Hotimpressionablegirl: Salad!? thats soooo noble and hott! Most guys are so diluted and human and normal and eat meat. lets go to dinner!
Fauxgetarian: *in his mind* hell yeah, and after you leave my house I'll eat my Jello and jerkey.

by thatruth1 July 31, 2009

fauxcetious

1) Insincerely treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; ironic flippancy.

2) Being facetious with a smug sense of irony.

It's meta.

Everybody thought Bob was being facetious when he said that he wanted to commit genocide, but he was actually being fauxcetious.

by [zero]Sum August 7, 2011

Fauxlationship

A fake relationship, i.e. dating someone but having little to no romantic interest in them.

"Dude, did you hear about Sally's new boyfriend? He looks like a total douchebag."

"Yea, he's known for being a spenjamin so it's really just a fauxlationship. It'll never last."

by AMAHAHA August 5, 2008