Quacking farts

Quacking farts are flatulence which sounds like a duck.

Dr. F. wondered if the student had a duck up his ass due to the quacking farts he heard.

by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Alternative Facts

Lies.

There is no such thing as "Alternative Facts".
They're fucking lies, damn.

by ez0ck January 22, 2017

fartsmith

1 The creator of flatulence.
2 The creator of something of comparable quality to flatulence.

Used either in 1 respect or 2 disrespect of the subject.

1 Only I, master fartsmith, could create such a mulitleveled olfactory experience!

2 What kind of fartsmith are you, starting an idiotic message thread like that?

by Naney the Goat-Hearder April 26, 2004

Motorboat farts

Motorboat farts are long lasting, drawn-out flatulence sounding like a distant boat engine.

Speaking of motorboat farts, Juan sounded like he had an outboard up his ass after the burrito.

by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

toxic farts

best denfense mechanism against innocent bystanders when you are trying to get thru huge crowds of people or if you are trying to get thru long lines of people. Just eat a shit load of gaseous food the night before and when opportunity knocks please answer and for the sake of humanity let er rip.

Booom!*someone emmiting a toxic fart* Oh dude, what was that? Who shit? Man let's get out of here. *people start running away* Mission accomplished. Oh what fun it is to let out some ol'toxic farts.

by the fart authority January 10, 2007

Fartsnee

when you sneeze and accidentally fart out loud at the same time.

Oh shit she did not just Fartsnee in public! So nasty!

Oh my Gosh he must have a loose ass because he just Fartsnee. Can't he control his asshole? Yuck.

by Deecee80 May 4, 2015

Date Farts

The Long and Seemingly Never Ending Stream of Farts that Come After You've Dropped Off Your Date and/or Left Their House in the Morning Because You've Been Holding Them In All Night.

"Dude, after I dropped off my date last night I had Date Farts for like an hour!"

by J the Von December 9, 2006