Fatties after Natties

The standard operating procedure on any given night of planned debauchery among male friends. "Natties" being a direct reference to Natural Light and "Fatties" can be correlated with the low caliber of potential female suitors one will undoubtedly pursue.

- Jon, "Yo what's the game plan for tonight?"
- Steve, "I'm thinking the usual, Fatties after Natties."
- Jon, "Word."

by Pebbies June 18, 2011

That which does not fuel us, makes us fatter

Once upon a time there was Glucose,

Our human bodies can burn it or store it.

The End

Hey man, that which does not fuel us, makes us fatter.

Hey man, if it don't fuel you, it makes you fatter.

by UncleTexKash January 10, 2018

baddie with a fattie

a girl who's both good at sexual acts and thicc but being thicc is part of what makes her good at sexual acts

fannie: omg whos that girl over there?
sebastien: thats izzy. shes a baddie with a fattie-i did her last week

by baddiewithafatty December 5, 2016

fattie

a blunt with high content of marijuana.

a girl with a round plumped ass, not to flat not to wide.

Damm, we are going to blaze a fattie.

Did you see her fattie?

by Catt February 13, 2005

fatterbate

to masterbate of the fat.

to make your fat feel good, you fatterbate...

by Dropshot422 January 6, 2008

the fatties

The Metropolitan Police, found in most countries.

"arr mate, I got gripped by the fatties with vandal grease on me silky's"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

Fatter than a Republican in a Tub Full of Poor People

A phrase expressing shock at a person's size. Republicans are known to suck the blood of the poor as primary sustenance. Naturally, a Republican may become quite fat when allowed to feast freely on the poor.

Look at that guy walking into Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies! He's fatter than a Republican in a tub full of poor people.

by Nick S December 5, 2004