futhermucker

1) What certain people refer to President Bush as while in the presence of the elderly, in a classroom or professional setting, or in front of their Southern Baptist parents.

2) Something to say instead of "motherfucker" when one rips of one's toenail, is repeatedly stuck in one's testicles, or experiences similar levels of pain and agony in the above situations.

1) "That coke-sniffing futhermucker is going to get us all killed trying to get his oil."

2) "...Futhermucker!"

by Know It All March 30, 2004

Fatherfucker

A gender-complementary option to "motherfucker"

That fatherfucker Trump, what a fraud.

by Moonrayz2 August 24, 2017

fatherfucker

the word used to avoid the gender bias of "motherf*****"

can also be used to describe one who's preferred parent to frick-frack with is a father

Abby: One week until spring break!
Ann: YEET YEET FATHERFUCKERS !!

or

Christina: He's totally a dilf.
Emma: Yeah, I would so become a fatherfucker for him.

by iwearleprechaunleggings March 6, 2017

fucktard fatherfucker

The opposite of dumb mother fucker . The. 2017 Version of " Mother fucker "

You are a fucktard fatherfucker!

by Lemarie February 3, 2017

fothermucking

when you want to spill the tea but you don't swear.

here's the fothermucking tea

by popcrisps May 22, 2019

fatherfucker

The gay equivalent of a motherfucker, since, of course, a homosexual wouldn't fuck his mother.

'Ey, did you see that skinny-ass dyed-haired little hipster shit over there? Fuckin' gay-ass fatherfucker.

by Neocoustic March 21, 2016

featherclucker

Another way of calling somebody "chicken" and saboteur simultaneously; indicative of a coward who nevertheless does something bold to inconvenience in some way those around him, only to flee the scene or try unsuccessfully to weasel his way out to avoid repercussions.

Can also be used as a euphemism for "motherfu**er," namely someone who grieves someone else and shows little remorse.

Can also be used by chicken harvesters to insult a particularly stubborn poultry when eluding capture to avoid being butchered for meat.

"You're not getting out of this one! You stole my Gatorade, you featherclucker!"

"These featherclucking hens are getting on my nerves!"

by ObscuredOne October 25, 2006