FATCH

Person who thinks they're the flash but in reality they are FATCH - slow and fat

Person: Im the fucking flash.

Respondent: Nigga you're the fucking fatch

by FATCHASS February 26, 2025

FATCH

Jon Bair thinks that when there are ages old layers of framing, plumbing and electrical problems from whack-ass home -owner improvements, that it is FATCH.

This nightmare shimming for drywall is FATCH

by Akkymowmow June 22, 2025

fatch face

1) The face made while eating fatch.

2) The normal face of a person that looks like the face somebody would be making while they eat fatch.

Anna has a fatch face.

by jed h August 23, 2008

Fatch Hit

1. Hit of weed, crack, or opium, when you inhale the toque for 5 or more seconds, then hold it in for 5 or more second, then let it out slowly for 5 or more seconds resulting in the ultimate toque experience that will leave you fried out of your brain and or ball sacks. Founded in 1809 by the acclaimed botanist, Faust J. Semaine.

Pollo: "Yo Chung, give this pipe a good old fashioned Fatch Hit, to get yourself flying high."
Shymon: "Yo Euge, that Fatch Hit from your bong, fucked the balls outta my throat with highness."

by Twig's Balls July 29, 2012

Fached

Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.

“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”

by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019

farchitect

shortening of "fucking architect" and typically used to describe an architect who, through their incompetence, makes life difficult for everyone else.

I have to redesign the structure because the farchitect changed their mind again.

by Andrew Morrison February 18, 2008

Fanched

Getting a school iPad whiped for inappropriate use

Damn dude, I just got Fanched for playing games in class.

by Starboiiiii March 13, 2017