Fatch Hit

1. Hit of weed, crack, or opium, when you inhale the toque for 5 or more seconds, then hold it in for 5 or more second, then let it out slowly for 5 or more seconds resulting in the ultimate toque experience that will leave you fried out of your brain and or ball sacks. Founded in 1809 by the acclaimed botanist, Faust J. Semaine.

Pollo: "Yo Chung, give this pipe a good old fashioned Fatch Hit, to get yourself flying high."
Shymon: "Yo Euge, that Fatch Hit from your bong, fucked the balls outta my throat with highness."

by Twig's Balls July 29, 2012

FATCH

Person who thinks they're the flash but in reality they are FATCH - slow and fat

Person: Im the fucking flash.

Respondent: Nigga you're the fucking fatch

by FATCHASS February 26, 2025

Fatch

To watch fat people.

My buddy and I got drunk and fatched all of the hoes at Walmart.

by M.J.K. January 26, 2015

Fatch

After riding a bike for a number of hours your backside feels “Fatch”

I need to stop in a min. My backsides Fatch.

by Nom de loom June 17, 2022

Fatch

An obese preppy man child that can’t get over his high school bullies

Professional con artist with a very delicate ego. If the ego is bruised Fatch

coddled by mommy and daddy that bail him out of his troubles

Overweight, obese, fat

He is a Fatch that’s why he’s deep down insecure

by Real password April 15, 2023

FATCH

Jon Bair thinks that when there are ages old layers of framing, plumbing and electrical problems from whack-ass home -owner improvements, that it is FATCH.

This nightmare shimming for drywall is FATCH

by Akkymowmow June 22, 2025