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facation

Calling in sick when you are not actually sick
I have to work this Friday, but I'm thinking about taking a facation.
by Fenyx07 September 6, 2009
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fat cat meow

A highly valued output by very senior executives and politicians hugely appreciated their peers.

The higher their pay and the lesser work they do, the louder and more screeching their fat cat meow. It has an infectious effect on nearby cats of the same fur.
The meeting today was so full of fat cat meows it was almost entertaining!
by cre8destiny December 12, 2018
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Fratcation

Gathering of fraternity brothers to re-live the college experience in a new, exotic, unspoiled location.
The Island was quiet until the boys came down on their Fratcation and raised hell for 3 days straight.
by Nickski March 24, 2010
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Fatcarra

An overweight, sloppy co-worker who usually is sweating profusely. This particular person thinks they are superior to all other employees but is most likely washed up and on a power trip. On occasion, a Fatcarra will even steal leftovers or lunches left unmarked in the fridge.
Upon returning to work on Monday, Linda realized her bag of chips was missing from her desk, only to discover the Fatcarra eating them in is office.
by mattya318 May 20, 2010
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Falcatraz

Falcon high school. We are know in the system as numbers and the school food is that of Alcatraz. The outside, unless ur standing in the front entrance, look like a prison. The contractors who built falcon actually were people who built prisons. One year for senior prank, they put "falcatraz" across the lockers and that is how the name became.
Anyone who has gone to falcon knows its Falcatraz .
by Rayna padron October 23, 2019
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fatmath

Fatmath is the mental calculation one must do of the relative obesity of everyone in the room before you mention (even in passing) your weight loss plans or act disgusted with your recent weight gain.

Failure to do fatmath can result in fielding a hearty stab to the face from someone greater than or equal to your degree of fattitude, even though the food didn't jump down your goddamn throats, people.
Rosencrantz: We were all eating birthday cake, and I said "Man, I must have gained 5 pounds this summer, I need to go on a diet" and then some 180 pound woman comes out of nowhere and stabs me directly in the face!

Guildenstern: Dude, clearly you did not do the fatmath in this situation.
by calojan June 27, 2010
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Fartcats

Popular word used by a lot of people that refers to cats or humanoid cats that fart on themselves and on people. Also another word to represent a Fartcat Slave in the FartArmy. The current leader of the FartArmy is Farcatniss!
Omg, did you see those Fartcats last night that farted on that one person? It was beautiful!
by Fartcat Master November 20, 2016
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