Old Fashioned

The act of receiving a hand-job from start to glorious finish. So named because any self respecting person has not had one of these since grade 6.

As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"

Keep your man happy. When things are going bad, there is nothing like an old fashioned to ease his stress

by Bdamn November 22, 2010

fashizzle

same as 'fo sho' or 'tru dat' or 'yes'. Derived by blending and twisting 'for sure' in a Snoop-esque manner

Dat yo shorty? Fashizzle.
You da man. Fashizzle, you know it.

by ebonica April 9, 2003

Old Fashioned Christmas

When your girl gives you an Old Fashioned aka hand Job under the table during the family Christmas dinner.

Carrie joined us for dinner and helped celebrate with an old fashioned Christmas. I nutted all up in my dinner napkin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

Old fashioned thumb around

It's when someone comes up in front of you and proceeds to give you a hug, but then reaches around and pulls (or rather inserts) a fast one by inserting their thumb into your asshole.

I gave Mary the old fashioned thumb around at Walmart the other night. You should have seen her face!

by Steamer Bean May 14, 2018

good old fashioned fun

Sex

Phone conversation with:
Your mom- *sigh, I have nothing to do tonight. My kids are out of town and my husband, at work.
Me- Well, how bout I come over and we'll have some good old fashioned fun.
Your mom- ...Yes, I'm so horny.

Me- Say no more; I'll bring the lube. I like it nice and sloppy.
Your mom- Just like me.
Me- That's right, bitch.

by Mr. Mannnn July 25, 2016

fashizzle

It means for real, it is a part of the izzle dailect, in which you take the first letter and add izzle, in which most are like this. In this case making for into fa and adding sh and then izzle.
It may also be said foshizzle, forshizzle or fashizzle, never is it forizzle.

He is fashizzle.
That Nikhil kid, i'm not shaw if he's fashizzle.

by Bally March 24, 2005

Old fashioned gay

A gay male who wants to date someone and not just hookup on the first meeting. Said man would love to go on many dates and get to know the other human-being he's sitting across from. Essentially the "old fashioned gay" wants to " court" their potential mate and find what " makes them tick". The OFG is not interested in any form of Hookup, even if presented the chance. The OFG is a rare breed and the KOG( kind of guy) your mother wants for you and the KOG you want to bring home to meet the family and friends. The OFG is slow in the beginning but once he knows you, be prepared to have your world rocked! THE OFG: Timeless.......... gram em when you find em, and husband them up before someone finds them. Because, you; have just landed, the illusive; OFG.

Joe is going to bring Dan to that new car museum that's opening today, Dan mentioned on their first date that he(Dan) loves old muscle cars, so Joe secretly bought opening day tickets for them months in advance. Man Joe is such an Old fashioned gay, who else would remember that from a first date?

by informyoself July 7, 2014