fartriloquism

The science of passing the blame when one passes the gas. The science of farting and getting away with it since someone else gets blamed.

Fartriloquism is hard to master, but the rewards can be tremendous.

by dj1 September 24, 2011

Farttriloquist

Someone who can talk and fart at the same time without missing a beat.

I was talking my bro at the club and he rip a giant fart while he was yammering away, he didn't even blink an eye. he must some sort of Farttriloquist.

by raygam April 14, 2010

Detarded Fartiliquist

This is what My Dad is after moms Mentalpause. <SEG> !!! from Da B.

I am so Detarded I dont even know the real definition of this word... at least im not a Detarded Fartiliquist like him. Everything is as Fucked up as it should be. Like the way germs fly through the air with the greatest of ease.

by Muffin Steamer August 19, 2006

Fartriloquism

The ability of a dog or small child to fart across the room and make it sound like it came from you. See also: fartriloquist

“Honey, did you fart?”

“No, it was the dog! She’s gifted in fartriloquism!

by Cattlebaroness February 4, 2022