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Frienderbate

When you masturbate with or with your friends while talking about sexual scenes. When a guy frienderbates he masturbates with his friends while talking about girls he had sex with or girls he wants to have sex with. When a person calls a guy a "Frienderbater" the guy will find it offensive and kick you in the penis. If you tell that to a girl a girl will kick you in the vagina.
Tim: Hey Lucia what did you do yesterday? You didnt respond my text until 26 minutes. Lucia: oh. I was frienderbating with Ann and Nikki Tim: oh. o.o .. well i frienderbate too *lies*
by LOLlamaz_1 September 25, 2010
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Bartender

I am a bartender, I cure people's problems
by t dawggy dawg April 28, 2011
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Fartenberry

used to describe one who avoids physical activity, particularly regarding military involvement; a 'fartenberry' can be described as lazy
by charlotteVA February 20, 2009
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Bartenderess

A female, one who serves beverages (typically alcoholic in nature) to patrons at a restruant or bar. A Bartenderess (serving wench) is typically gorgeous and takes in oodles of money from intoxocated men leaving tips with the hope of impressing through grandeur.
I ordered my drinks from that dropdead gorguos Bartenderess.
by DarrylBreck March 28, 2011
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beat the bartender

A drinking game that is guaranteed to get you very drunk very fast!

The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.

The game ends in a number of possible ways:

- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).
person 1: "whoa man you look rough"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"
by greaver05 March 19, 2011
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The Bartender

Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.
Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.
by RyanFNation September 24, 2018
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Guest Bartender

Someone who is bartending for an establishment at which they are not employed.
Erika is going to be the guest bartender at the Well tonight. And tomorrow.
by Jordan Roberts May 4, 2006
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