Fartbox Tongue Dart

To lick another's asshole in a manner that resembles a dart repeatedly stabbing their ass.

I surprised my ho in bed when I stopped licking her pussy and gave her a fartbox tongue dart in the pooper.

by Anal Czar September 9, 2010

FartBox McJohnson

A FartBox McJohnson, or FBM, is a contraption comprised of a cylindrical cardboard tube (normally used for toilet paper rolls) placed upon the Farter's anus and a recipient, the Sniffer, placing their nose on the other end of the tube. By sniffing the FartBox McJohnson, Sniffers receive life in heaven.

Yo Kadren D., remember when Snail R.'s FartBox McJohnson cleared your sinuses?

by SnailR March 12, 2021

rock the fartbox

fuck that ass.
As in "i would rock the fartbox".

I'd rock the fartbox any day.
"Rockitty rock... rock.. rock the fartbox"

by pushups with steve May 20, 2006

tounguepunch the fartbox

A meathod used by men to rate the beauty and figure of a woman.

She's pretty hot but I'm not saying I would "tounguepunch the fartbox"

by Seymore Clams July 25, 2017

finger me right in the fartbox

it means finger me in the arse

oii mate finger me right in the fartbox

by Big Dec May 13, 2018

Human fartbox centipede

Multiple boys line up in a line with their buttocks exposed and spread the cheeks. Each boy tongue punches the boys in-fronts butthole and rims gently whilst reaching round and cupping the balls to work the shaft . This then symbolises the look of a centipede. (Usually results in cumquake of 7.8 on Richter scale).

For example Cameron, scott and Rhys make the perfect human fartbox centipede.

by Spudoncus March 21, 2021

fartboarding

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.

Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.

by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011