Farmer’s Plow 

sex move in which Guy stands up holding chick’s legs spread eagle or bent, chick supports her upper body with her two hands on the bed.

I gave that ho the Farmer’s Plow

Farmer’s Plow by JBut December 25, 2007

Farmer's breakfast 

A shit and a glass of water

Don't worry, love. I've got t' milk cows. I'll just have a farmer's breakfast.

Farmer's breakfast by Ed Rivers November 17, 2005

farmer's kleenex 

the act of blowing one's nose without a kleenex. this is typically done one nostril at a time by using the thumb to pinch off one nostril while blowing hard to clear out the opposite nostril. the procedure is then reversed to complete the act.

this is known, ironically, as the "farmer's kleenex" because farmers typically don't carry tissues with them in the field, so they just use this "tissue-less" method instead.

dude, i really have to blow my nose...do you have any tissues on you?

no man...looks like you'll have to use the farmer's kleenex!

farmer's kleenex by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) June 7, 2005

Farmer's Wife 

Someone who is married or partner to a Farmer

* receives crumpets*
Thank you Farmer's Wife

Farmer's Wife by hellothereladies May 2, 2012

farmer's market fresh 

Another way of saying something is really good.

See also: cool, awesome, sweet, etc.

Your kicks lookin' farmer's market fresh, boy!

Man, I'm feelin' farmer's market fresh right now.

farmer's market fresh by mabou May 12, 2016

farmer's tan 

More appropriately used by one who works outside all day long especially a farmer. Hence the name farmer's tan.

Bill Joe worked out in the paw paw patch all day and got a real bad farmer's tan.

farmer's tan by Carter SN October 2, 2005

Farmer's Almanac 

Coming in a girl and then shitting in her vag, thus fertilizing your seed.

After I blew my load in Carol, I shat in her fertile crescent, giving her the farmer's almanac and fertilizing my "crop"

Farmer's Almanac by steve ryans October 4, 2009