Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.
Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.
Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.
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Someone who lies about what they actually think about while pleasuring themself. They are often closeted homosexuals who claim to be pussy slayers. They sometimes wear disguises such as masks while out in public seeking other lyingfappers. They love urban living and are drawn to cities such as San Francisco. Lyingfappers usually resemble terrorists and can be found hanging out with other kabob fanatics. Their car of choice is usually a hybrid of some sort.
That lying fapper told me he was going out on a date with a girl and then I saw his Prius parked at a Turkish bath house.
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1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.
1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.
Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.
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The walls are too thin. I hear my roommate racking up frequent fapper miles every night.
The walls are too thin. I hear my roommate racking up frequent fapper miles every night.
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