Faneto

Getting $$

"I just hit a stain, Faneto!" Said AlmightySo

by GloGangFaneto February 4, 2015

Facety

Rude ,bold , in your face, thinks their all that

She’s well facety man

by Yummymummy April 4, 2019

FaceTime69

While 69'ing one partner FaceTime's the other. Each partner holds the phone appropriately so the other can see exactly what they're doing.

"Man, my girlfriend and I did a FaceTime69 the other night, it was awesome! looking into each other's eyes while going down on each other."

by cunning2627 April 17, 2020

Facetubing

An enjoyable leisure activity that combines both Facebooking and Youtubing, Facetubing is a common pastime for the average bloke who spends half of his day in front of a computer. Any simpleton can be on Facebook and Youtube at the same time, but Facetubing can be achieved only by the most dedicated and resilient of fanatics.

Facetubers can be expected to constantly visit Youtube and Facebook ever so often in between doing actual work. At an advanced level, they may also exhibit a tendency to seek increased engagement by employing both desktop and mobile devices simultaneously.

A usual sight in the office when your peers have less than nothing for the day.

Wong said he was really busy with a project but was actually Facetubing all afternoon.

by Tangan September 5, 2014

faketriotism

Faketriotisim
Feyk-tree-uh-tiz-uh m

noun
1. fake love, support, and defense of one's country; national false loyalty.

The amount of faketriotism in the united states is depressing. You have to read and understand the laws set forth by the forefathers to be patriotic. Not make up your own rules by your opinions, which is unpatriotic.

by MindKind75 January 21, 2017

FaceThief

When someone (most likely a family member) posts on Facebook, news that announces first another person's news.

(v.) I can't believe my sister-in-law just Facethiefed us. I guess she thought it was her right to tell everyone we are expecting...

(n.) Well of course she wanted to let everyone know about our cousin's new "job, house, pet, promotion, love life, lottery winnings, etc.". She's a FaceThief.

by Nuonli April 18, 2010

facetious

Treating serious issues or situations with deliberately inappropriate and/or offensive humour. This is often referred to as dark humour.

Johny bought his war veteran uncle Dan a pair of fancy socks for his birthday, which would not have been facetious if Dan still had his legs.

by Who ate all the cheese May 16, 2018