falafels

Middle-eastern delicacies made from deep-fried mashed chick pea patties served in pita bread. Often mistaken for loofahs by sex-starved middle-aged wannabe conservatives trying to jerk off during one-sided phone sex with much younger employees.

Bill O'Reilly blew his pathetic middle-aged nut into a dirty sock after he imagined rubbing a loofah on his employee's throbbing snatch in the shower. Only he said FALAFEL instead of LOOFAH, the drunken, horny old goat.

by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005

Falafelcopter

the most epic thing you will ever here and if it were to come across Chuck Norris the world would explode from epicness

You: o ma gawd i had the worst day today

Me: Falafelcopters!

You:WTF

by The Falafel Copter master September 25, 2010

falafelizing

The art of making a deep-fried ball of ground chickpeas often seasoned with onions and spices,originating in Southwest Asia

Don't confuse philosophizing with falafelizing

by JohnyTsunami January 3, 2008

falafel

that arabic taco that you loveee

yo man, wanna get a falafelllllllll
ya sure, i love dem arabic tacos!

by african_juju-plaronga_man December 5, 2016

Falafel

A Falafel is anything you want it to mean. You can substitute it for any word in a sentence.

Origin: North Philly.

(Guy 1 steals a pencil)
Guy 2: "Dude, don't be a falafel."

by The Randomness April 2, 2010

Blue Falafel

An anal abnormality caused by severe beatings and poundings in the anal hole causing feces and blood to appear while bruising happens and the anal skin turns into a waffle-like texture. Falafel is a Middle Eastern dish made up of ground chickpeas and it is brown and color with red tomatoes often in it. Therefore the end result of the anal beating causes it to "waffle up" and look like a falafel sandwich. Also, it sounds like its vaginal counterpart "Blue Waffle". This definition was introduced by the great philosopher Nas.

Naseer gave that a chick a Blue Falafel.

by Nasty Nas the Philosopher August 17, 2010

Falafel

A little bit of "shut the fuck up"
Wrapped in "get in the fuck out"

Annoying Person: Hey whats a falafel?

Response: It's a little bit of SHUT THE FUCK UP, wrapped in GET THE FUCK OUT.

by SoPM February 24, 2012