by icehogassiasin February 19, 2012
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Get the Financially anal fisted mug.John: Bob can you pay for the taxi ive run out of money?
Bob:F#@k off im not paying!
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by joe sggolb June 25, 2007
Get the tight fisted mug.A discipline of masturbation characterized by extraordinary vigor and skill, as well as enormous genital peril. In trained hands, double fisted monkey style can form a glorious, balanced union between a man and his fingers. In untrained hands, it can lead to genital fracturing, inversion, or worse.
"Dude, Bob tried Double Fisted Monkey Style last night."
"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"
"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."
"That stupid son of a bitch."
"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"
"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."
"That stupid son of a bitch."
by NotAGrillShitter November 13, 2011
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Get the wucking fasted mug.1. The past tense of the act of inserting a fist into a body cavity or orafice.
2. Getting the short end of the stick, Getting a raw deal. The extreme of getting fucked, screwed or getting the shaft, involves more discomfort on the part of the fistee.
3. Being extremely busy to an uncomfortable extent. Getting slammed or worked into the ground.
2. Getting the short end of the stick, Getting a raw deal. The extreme of getting fucked, screwed or getting the shaft, involves more discomfort on the part of the fistee.
3. Being extremely busy to an uncomfortable extent. Getting slammed or worked into the ground.
1. "He fisted her in the ass, but shes in to that sort of thing"
2. "Dude how was work?" "Shitty man, I got fisted hella bad, they demoted me to cleaning toilets."
3. "So you been busy during the christmas season?" "Ah, man we got fisted so fuckin' bad I didnt even get a chance to eat."
2. "Dude how was work?" "Shitty man, I got fisted hella bad, they demoted me to cleaning toilets."
3. "So you been busy during the christmas season?" "Ah, man we got fisted so fuckin' bad I didnt even get a chance to eat."
by El Cinnimon Crispo July 29, 2006
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