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Florida Hook

The unbelievably fucking annoying practice on the highway where one cruises at or below the speed limit in the left lane and at the last minute crosses all the way to the right to make their exit, often without a turn signal. The term originates in Florida due to the large number of retired, tourist, and female drivers who perform it regularly
I was late because some bitch in the fast lane was going too slow, then she pulled the Florida Hook and I was able to speed up again.

I was almost in a wreck because some tourist pulled the Florida Hook and almost hit me
by Polekat Slim March 19, 2009
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florida slang

Words like cuh bih hundid gookin troll wiggin wicked up yatted jit slides slidin
Dat boy gookin hard.. meaning a nigga actin crazy
Jit yatted up... meaning a lil nigga got alot of tattoos

Man troll had the the block roped off.. meanin police. Florida slang
by JP GUNNA July 26, 2014
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DEATH-ON-A-BEACH ( Florida )

A city in Florida ( Volusia County )
officially known as Daytona Beach.
Motor vehicles can be parked and driven on the beach. This has resulted in serious injury and even death for sunbathers and frolicking children.
A British family on holiday went to Daytona Beach and their 4 year old little girl was run over by a car.
All she did was innocently run a few steps from her family on March 20, 2010. This has happened before.
From now on it will be known as

DEATH-ON-A-BEACH ( Florida )
by Rav Steven March 23, 2010
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florida man

The worst superhero. Ever. His super powers include smoking bath salts, eating his enemies' faces off, and gunning down black teenagers with a pocket full of Skittles.
Just google "Florida Man". You'll get the picture.
by mCRT April 18, 2014
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Florida

An old Spanish word for 'FUCK SNOW'.
Dude, fuck snow. I'm moving to Florida.
by zfreelance January 15, 2011
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Florida

Florida can be divided into two distinct regions: north Florida and south Florida. North Florida has a more "Deep South" feel, while in south Florida, it seems that everyone is from New York, is Jewish, is Hispanic, or any combination of these. The person before who said that north florida has all the old people must be living under a rock. You can't go on any road in SoFlo where there isn't some old geezer in a Buick driving 15 mph and holding up traffic
North Florida resident: My name's Billy Bob and I enjoy huntin, fishin, n muddin. South Florida resident: My name is Jonah Goldstein and I enjoy playing golf, shuffleboard, and bingo.
by Da561Man November 10, 2011
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florida slang

florida slang is a common term used by most floridians who use florida slang.

heres a few examples for what they mean
bih: person, place or thing
wildin/wildin out: acting crazy and being free at a party or in general
finna: going to/gonna go
slide: come over/coming over
ay, you wit that florida slang?
ya, dawg i finna slide over to yo house @ 2
by bruh look at dis dude June 12, 2019
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