Fagbagger

A person who goes on a simple hike but proceeds to wear a fanny pack, or fag bag, and claims that it is a "practical hiking gear satchel" and has unnecessary energy bars for the hike.

"Dude, the hike is only a mile long to the lighthouse, why bring the fag bag?"
"Hey, you can never be too prepared! I also have a compass and flashlight."
"You're such a fagbagger."

by Mamasita Lolita January 11, 2014

grandmas furburger

An older ladies vagina otherwise known as furburger, because of its floppy being

Grandpa drilled her in the grandmas furburger.

by CatsRock4235 March 11, 2016

Cum furburger

Cum furburger- noun: A hairy vagina that has cum on it, which makes it look like a burger w/ mayo.

McDonalds order person: "Hi may i take your order please?". "I'd like a number 7 to go along with a Cum furburger, oh yeah, and can u put extra sperm on it please?"

by Hairy 4 me October 20, 2008

Furburger

When a woman has a hella hairy snatch. Sometimes requires a machete to get through. Also used as a term to describe a sibling.

Brother 1: mom said to stop making fun of me.

Brother 2: shut up you furburger

by Dreidel February 8, 2015

Vagburger

The act of stuffing usual fast food condoments in a vagina and stapling it closed, then proceeding to eat her out.

Yo homey G! Me and that Swedish chick went back to hers and I gave her a magical vagburger! Delicious!

by shilzeiM xaM February 24, 2012

Furburger

Your mom

No seriously, your mom has a wonderful furburger!

by BeaverDono February 20, 2010

fatburger

1. A hamburger consisting of three (or four, sometimes five) beef patties, each topped with a cheese of your choice. The meat is slapped on a huge bun, and can be topped with other things (onions, mustard, ketchup, pickles, etc.) May also be called phatburger in some areas. Not usually found in chain restaurants, but a staple of greasy spoons on the corner. The burger called a fatburger because of its size, and because eating a lot of them will probably make you fat.

2. Depending on where you get it from, it can be the best burger you'll ever have....when it's cooked properly.

I'm soooo hungry. Time to get a fatburger.

Gimme a fatburger with everything on it....extra onions. Make it five slabs of meat, please.

by Smooth B April 30, 2004