faplet

A tablet bought solely for the purpose of watching porn.

"Why do you have just the browser on the homescreen of your tablet?"

"Because it's my faplet."

"Goddammit Jim!"

by krazyfrog September 2, 2013

Fagnetism

Fagnetism is defined as a force, similar to gravity, created by a dense homologation of homosexuals which in turn acts to attract other homosexuals to the central mass thus feeding itself and multiplying its power exponentially

The fagnetism is bringing people into this group at an astonishing rate. It's like they sense our aura of homosexuality and hone in on it.

by ripkif318 July 23, 2016

faguette

A French faggot

Bread is a faguette.

by Llaeth October 6, 2015

Bob Faget

Comedian best known for starring in the early 90's sitcom "Full House", as well as, "America's Funniest Home Videos". Commonly misspelled "Bob Saget".

Bob Faget is currently hosting a game show called 1 vs 100.

by Reem-O May 29, 2007

Fuglet

When two fugly (Fucking Ugly) people have a baby.

Person 1: OMG John and Sally are both so fugly, I can't believe they got married
Person 2: Yeah I know. Hey did you hear they had a kid?
Person 1: Ughhhhh FUGLET!

by Randomicated February 20, 2009

fagnetic

Someone, typically a heterosexual female, who naturally attracts homosexuals (typically gay men). A combination of "fag hag" and "magnetic."

She has so many gay men friends that she is totally fagnetic.

by Curt Phillips April 24, 2008

faguette sandwich

Any sandwich that has conventional ingredients replaced with want-to-be gourmet crap instead.

"I simply ordered swiss on wheat with lettuce, tomato and mustard...what I got was some faguette sandwich with smoked goat cheese, arugula and caramelized pear on a cebolla roll...lame"

by sandspit October 9, 2009