Freudian slip

A Freudian slip, named after famous psycho-analyst Sigmund Freud, is when one is speaking, and accidentally inserts a word on one's subconcious mind in place of another penis.

"Amy, please pass the wild bisexual sado-masochistic sex orgy."

by Chaplin Sinatra Fonzarelli Aurochs Kang Curlylocks EnglishPigDog64 December 4, 2004

Freudian miss-click

Is a play on the expression Freudian slip or a verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion. A “freudian miss-click” refers to the same phenomenon occurring during a text based conversation such as texting, instant messaging or an email exchange when a word is substituted from the unconscious mind in place of the intended penis.

Zoë: What the hell happened with your definition here? I was following just fine until you suddenly started talking about penises.

Gideous: I know, it’s so embarrassing. The thing is, it’s been a while, you know? I’m trying to focus on my lexicography but I really need to get laid – must have been a Freudian miss-click.

by Gideous July 5, 2009

Sigmund Freud

he invented theories and psycho analysis. the most helpful thing he did, however was join bill s. preston esq. and ted theodore logan on an excellent adventure in which he got to travel around time with the likes of socrates and billy the kid ending up in a 1990's high school where he helped saved their butts in a school project. this then enabled them to stay together, helping the dream of WYLD STALLIONS to live on.

look over there dude, its sigmund frued

by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004

Faud

The expulsion of air from the penis (male version of a queef).

John: Dude did you just faud?
Paul: No way man what are you talking about?
John: DUDE!! You totally did! Nasty!

by faudster May 16, 2011

feud

A rivalry or argument. See flame war.

There will always be a feud about which gender is smarter: Men or Women.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

Sigmund Freud

A psychiatrist who is most notably known for coming up with his idea of the id, ego, and super-ego.

Sigmund Freud also did a hella Cocaine and thought the effects of cocaine were good for some of his patients with nervous disorders.

by Dancing with Fire June 18, 2011

freudian auto-correct

happens when your smartphone autocorrects a statement in a manner that reveals a freudian slip.

A freudian slip is a slip of the tongue that is said to reveal a suppressed thought

(text)
Joe: Hey man, you coming over tonight
Matt: Yea man, once I get done humping my mom.
Joe: ?!?!?!?!
Matt: HELPING! Damn you auto-correct!
Joe: Freudian auto-correct?

by lamelikebetty November 14, 2011