Facting

creating "facts" out nothing more than the noxious fumes that are created in and released from one's bowels.

the 2012 GOP convention hall had to be cleared out due to the massive amount of facting from various speakers. the smell was unbearable.

by omegaequalsone September 6, 2012

Facking

Like the word "fucking" except with an A instead of a U. Used to exaggerate a feeling or emotion. Invented by Laura Sides but stolen by Ryan Pate.

I can't FACKING believe Ryan Pate is such a plagiarizer.

by Sidesofbacon November 12, 2014

fatkini

A bikini that is designed to be worn by plus size women. It is cut differently than more traditional bikinis so as to make the wearer feel less self conscious about being fat.

"I'm 5'4'' and I weight 250 lbs. I don't think I could ever wear a bikini. I'll just have to stick to a one piece"
"That's not true, try a fatkini."

by VictoriousSecret June 13, 2013

Fatkins Diet

The opposite of just about any diet. Eating whatever you want and generally relying on your metabolism to keep you fit.

"Man, I've lost 1O lbs on this new diet I started!"
"Dang dude, I've tried so many different diets, what's yours called?"
"The Fatkins Diet."
"Fatkins? What do you eat?"
"Mostly Mountain Dew and candy."

by MetaEnder November 29, 2009

facting

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.

You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.

by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015

facking knackered

Term derived from censoring f*cking and the British word knackered which means exhausted.

I had to work a double and had class I'm facking knackered.

by Nicola910 December 1, 2016

fackin tell me

when someone shoots you a goodie, you inform them that they must tell you

Originates from the latin saying, shoot me a goodie.

Person 1: Pull your mask up

Person 2: why don’t you come over, we can sit down with some nice south amereecan coffee, and you can fackin tell me

by handlesog December 20, 2020