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facestalker 

When your on facebook and you look at your friends friends that you dont know and look through thier pictures and read thier comments or wall to walls and their profile.
"So I was facestalking that girl brenna today"

"omg what a facestalker!"

"oh yeah i facestalk her sometimes."

"savannah and luisa facestalk me"
facestalker by Luisa and Savannah August 24, 2008

facewalk 

When you become so shitfaced that you trip and fall on your face on an abrasive surface (asphalt, gravel, or grassy hills seem to work rather well) causing a scrape that will definitely leave a scab.
Bob: Dude, what happened to your face?

Dave: I facewalked after the party last night when i was walking down the hill.

Bob: Man, were you shitfaced!
facewalk by woody23 July 28, 2005

fastalker 

me: omg this guy found out everything about me from facebook
friend: wow hes a fastalker
fastalker by picklessareyummmy October 21, 2008

facesmack 

The art of trash talking not in person, but via a social networking site preferably facebook.
Steve: Jim was giving me all kinds of shit online yesterday because of what I posted on my facebook wall.

Tony: Don't let him bother you, he was just facesmacking.
facesmack by PWhitdog July 25, 2011
Forum for Leicester City fans.
Home to many ill-fitting, strange and generally unusual people.
Foxestalk by a.foxestalk.member October 9, 2008

Facestalker 

A pastime involving the relentless stalking of individuals over the friend network site Facebook, This Usually involves repeated periods of masturbations over the victim’s photographs.
'I'm a Facestalker, I'll find you and cum over your pictures'
Facestalker by The wiseman 22 June 21, 2009