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facefucker

losers who spend their day fucking around on face book instead of working because they THINK the world wants to know about their day.
They never get their work done because they're to busy being a facefucker
by r2kal February 1, 2009
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Face-fucked

It's too obvious. For a man to fuck a womans face/mouth with his cock. Typically when the woman is on her back.
Dude, I was fucking her missionary, pulled out, and Face-fucked her!
by Jamie Seven September 24, 2005
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facefuckable

A person deemed attractive enough for further inquiry after having looked his/her picture up on the facebook
Did you check out the girl I told you about?
She's definitely facefuckable.
by Mulligan S. Tew July 16, 2006
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Vibrating Facefuck

When receiving a blowjob, twisting the neck of the girl, killing her instantly, than proceeding to face fuck the dead twitching corpse until the muscle spasms of the corpse stop twitching.
I keep losing my girlfriends. I think my vibrating facefuck fetish has something to do with it.
by assfuckedshithole September 23, 2012
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FaceFuck

When you repeatedly ram your dick down someone's throat to cum because you didn't bring a condom with you. You aren't cool if you haven't done it at least once and it is quite the accomplishment.
They told me I could FaceFuck her in the back of the fire truck as long as I didn't make a mess.
by Drank15BeersButWantGeorgiVodka January 10, 2012
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Brazilian Facefuck

The sexual act of a female forcefully rubbing their vagina on someones face in a cowgirl (or reverse cowgirl) position for pleasure
Thomas: Yo, how was last night with Sam?
Danny: It was crazy, she gave me a Brazilian Facefuck.
by Velocipack July 31, 2018
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Nigerian Facefuck

7 large grown ass Nigerian refugee goldmine workers violently thraxing the oral cavity of your face inside of a hut motel without running water in the depths of a jungle at 2:49 AM on a Monday morning, without consent.
My third wife I divorced seven years and had 4 and a half kids with (one was retarded), got Nigerian facefucked on her missionary trip with Newspring Church.
by Thugga Babe July 22, 2018
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