Whether you admit it or not, you are a facebook stalker. Stop denying it...you meet a cute girl/guy and keep checkin on their statuses...you stalker you.
(Bo) "Hey, so how's it going with that girl you met the other day?"
(Jeff) "It says here she's goin to northgate tonight. Dude we should totally hit northgate up tonight!"
(Bo) "Dude your such a facebook stalker..."
(Jeff) "It says here she's goin to northgate tonight. Dude we should totally hit northgate up tonight!"
(Bo) "Dude your such a facebook stalker..."
by Krpec11 February 8, 2010
Get the Facebook stalker mug.by woahlookatthat April 30, 2009
Get the Facebook Stalking mug.when someone stays on facebook for excessive amounts of time, aimlessly searching through people's profiles, and pictures
John was facebook stalking last night and was able to find out that Sarah has a date to the movies on friday with Al
by THE FACEBOOK CREEPER November 26, 2009
Get the facebook stalkin mug.when a facebook friend posts frequently enough that they come up your news feed, but since they come up on your news feed facebook thinks you want to see everything they post, therefore causing a spamming of said friends posts and resulting in involuntary facebook stalking.
person1: Man all I see is this person's post!
person2: Dude, why are you facebook stalking?
person1: It's involuntary facebook stalking, they just post so much!
person2: Dude, why are you facebook stalking?
person1: It's involuntary facebook stalking, they just post so much!
by movement37 September 11, 2011
Get the involuntary facebook stalking mug.The act of creeping on facebook for any of multiple reasons. This could include trying to catch someone in a lie, obsessing over an ex or old friend, being bored late at night, or even literally STALKING. Almost anything one does can be considered facebook stalking while on facebook. The many things you can creep on include pictures, wall-to-walls, videos, information, recent friends, etc. To go even further, one may call this "creepbook stalking"
"Who is that?"
"I'm not sure i came across her album through my brothers cute friends tagged pictures."
"So you're facebook stalking..."
"basically."
"I'm not sure i came across her album through my brothers cute friends tagged pictures."
"So you're facebook stalking..."
"basically."
by baberuth7417 November 8, 2009
Get the facebook stalking mug.An individual who secretly looks up people on facebook, going through albums, comments and personal information to piece together a picture of this person. Potentially developing into an obsession.
Tristan is a facebook stalker, he fs'ed the girl before he went on his date with her. By the time they were eating dinner, he already knew what things she liked and disliked.
by JE Castaneda December 25, 2008
Get the Facebook Stalker mug.When someone likes a person and they go to their Facebook profile to look at pictures of them and read about them they become a Facebook Stalker
-hey man, why are you always hanging on that girls' facebook profile?
-I'm not always on her profile!
-yes man! You are a real Facebook Stalker!
-I'm not always on her profile!
-yes man! You are a real Facebook Stalker!
by ZnappHansk September 3, 2009
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