Fump 

All of the past definitions are false. There is only one true definition for "Fump" It is a word made up by a child a few months ago and it's defenition is a goblin-like creature with a large head and green skin. The word fump can be used as a verb (to fump) a noun (a fump) an adverb (fumpily) and a adjective (fumpy).

Dude, I just saw a fump!
Dude, I swear he fumped right on the fump!
You fumped SO fumpily.
Well, you're quite fumpy.

Fump by i SAW a fump December 10, 2010

Fump 

To fart in someone's eat until sexual stimulation or orgasm commences.

*fump fump fump*

Oh god papi, your so good at fumping.

Fump by lawg December 9, 2008

Fump 

Fump is the feeling of the sound of water as it splashes in the liver while jogging.

drink a pint of water before jogging, and you'll feel that fump within minutes

Fump by T Rastovich September 28, 2003

FUMP 

Hashtag abbreviation of "Fuck You, Mr. President."

"#FUMP is trending. What does that stand for? "

"Fuck You, Mr. President."

"Say no more, fam."

FUMP by ThreatMatrix December 9, 2017

fump 

The act of bumping fists.

"Your spicy chipotle sauce is the bomb. Give me a FUMP!"

"Hey bro, give me a fump..."

"Fump IT"

"Fump yeah!"

"Can't fump this"

fump by Oakland speaks February 15, 2013

FUMP 

once you are done fucking a girl,you feel like dumping her and you do it for a new one .

jack : damn,im sick of this fat bitch
mike : aint she worth a shot ?

jack : hell yeah,im gonna fump her !

FUMP by Hojatkermani June 12, 2017

Fump 

a fupa or gunt, that extends to the rump of a woman. Resembles a horse shoe.

Deborah has to sit both away from her desk and leaning forward out of her chair because her fump won't allow her to sit otherwise.

Fump by Dirk Diggler February 3, 2003