fūtwa

An insult formed from the combination of two words, fucking twat. Meant to imply a lack of fortitude in a man or unbearable, stubborn behavior in a woman. Highly disparaging especially to women.

Man to man example: What do you mean you won't lend me your car for my date? What are you a fūtwa?

Woman to woman example:

Keep your filthy hands off my man you skanky fūtwa!

by Atwq October 21, 2015

Futtbuck

A more polite and funny way to say the word “buttfuck”; created by switching the b and the f in the word.

Trace and Patrick are total futtbucks.

by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019

futt hater

the gremlins that provide customer service for the evil company that identifies with the title ‘webster dictionary'. these types of people hide behind their computer device screens and deny people the right to provide the world with real meanings to very real phrases.

he is such a futt hater

by americarunsonfutt1776 July 13, 2022

futtbucker

n. (fuht-buh-ker)

One who fucks butts. Same as butt fucker but the first letters are switched. Usually referring to gay men.

That Timmy boy down the road is a real futtbucker.

by GINGABR3AD March 6, 2007

Futt

A front butt, usually found on fat people. When a person's stomach/genital area sticks out as far/further than their butt.

*while some dudes were at a water park*

Dude 1: duuuude what is that?!?!

Dude 2: WHAT HUH WHAT?!?!

Dude 3: dudes that's a futt. now get over it and stop looking at fat girls.

by DrayDero2 August 23, 2010

Buck Futt

Same as Futt Buck, just with the words reversed as well. The "clean" way to say "Butt Fuck"

You stupid buck futter!

by NecroSen September 21, 2005

How are your futtocks?

How's your day going? (British)

friend 1 How are your futtocks?
friend 2. At their furthest reach, dear boy! (Very well!)

by talk2me-JCH2 April 3, 2021