fuckstick

one who has all the qualities of a dumbass and will defend his convictions, even when proven wrong by others

JC, you are a fuckstick and a shrimp fucker.

by Trevor April 1, 2004

fuckstick

A moron;a person who is accustomed to being a 'sugardaddy' without benefit of a sexual relationship. Usually of the endomorphic type; withdrwawn and brooding.

Jeffro is a major fuckstick, and he obviously can't find his asshole with both hands and a funnel.

by Lord Jirate December 31, 2003

Fuckstick

Any long and skinny object used for anal or vaginal penetration.

Gage won't be able to leave his room anytime soon, seeing as he bought a new fuckstick! He sure loves anal penetration!

by Obama is a terrorist June 5, 2009

fuckstick

Literal: A dildo or vibrator

Slang: A foolish person, someone easily used by another to suit their own purposes, excessively gullible; a dullard or dimwit.

I can't believe you paid sticker price for that car, you fuckstick.

by Mark Jurado May 1, 2003

fuckstick

Nick Rodriguez

Nick, you're a fuckstick

by elboss November 6, 2012

Fuckstick

a name given to one who is looked down upon or an outcast

Hey there Fuckstick whats going on?

by Reed P and Cam D'A March 8, 2008

Fuckstick

A stubborn individual who excels in aggravating others with negative comments of poor quality.

My assistant manager is a FUCKSTICK because he constantly uses "Your Mother" as retort.

by Tommy December 9, 2003