Da Frondle Shant

A Flabby cock that hangs out loosely a little above your asshole... Often described as a DickTail. However, it is usually Negro in color, rough in texture, and a few inches longer than your penis. Unfortunately, The Da Frondle Shant has a respiratory system and needs oxygen at all times... so cut a hole in all your shorts. If not given air, the Da Frondle Shant will continually ejaculate for sometimes up to 3 days. To aquire a Da Frondle Shant, one usually has to somehow eat Racoon shit. The Da Frondle Shant will form overnight.

Shit Henry, Today I woke up with a Da Frondle Shant...everyone on the baseball team is going to laugh at me.

by Javon Dafrondleshants May 11, 2008

frindle

(n.) An instrument of writing or drawing with ink, typically consisting of a metal nib or ball, or a nylon tip, fitted into a metal or plastic holder; commonly known as a pen.

Me: Whoops, I dropped my frindle!
My Friend: *Picks it up* *Gestures* This is a pen. THIS IS A PEN.

by sushirocks2019 May 12, 2014

frindle

synonym for 'pen'

hey can i borrow a frindle to write with?

by john March 15, 2004

Frundge

The liquid of combined feces and semen that oozes out after anal sex.

I busted a nut in her pooper and when I pulled my cock out I got frundge on my sheets

by Eric g69 April 30, 2008

frindle

Another word for pen based on the book Frindle written by Andrew Clements

Elise, I forgot my Frindle, do you have one I can borrow?

by Minecraft Elise June 4, 2020

frindle

a pen to write with on paper

i would like a frindle.

by michael December 8, 2003

frondle

the act of fondling and frolicking at the same time.
ie: flirting and touching at the same time as playing around

Frondling makes people horny.
He frondled me on his bed, while playing Mortal Combat.

by Ashleigh April 20, 2005