French Letter

Slang for a condom.
Also something Till Lindeman likes to fuck without

I like to fuuuuck, but no french letter

by Soggy Notes April 19, 2021

French Mistake

When an otherwise straight male is persuaded to, or on a whim in the heat of the moment, engages in a homosexual act of which he later regrets and is ashamed.
Alluded to in the musical number of the same name in Mel Brooks' film "Blazing Saddles".

Having shared the intamacy of a small tent for so long, in the stress of jungle combat, Pierre and Gustav came close to making the French Mistake on many a steamy night.

by Mo T Juste September 19, 2008

French Tea

A subtle descriptive phrase used as a proposition for particularly romantic sexual intercourse, between a man and a bisexual female. The coitus may include excessive tea bagging and/or use of milk in a sexual fashion. N.B milk may be euphemistic.

Jacob, would you like to come back to mine for some French tea?

by Dr Penetration October 23, 2013

French Toast Alert

When a snow storm (winter warning) is coming and people go out and buy Milk, Eggs, and Bread at the grocery store.

Jack: Did you see the news? Were going to get a foot of snow.

Emily: No, I better go to the store and get food.

Jack: Guess it's just another French Toast Alert.

by Nardog February 5, 2010

Why fletch?

An overused phrase in the MMORPG Oldschool Runescape during fights against the Wintertodt boss. Only newcomers and trolls use it.

Wintertodt is a group boss for which there is even a special server, world 309. At all times there are hundreds of players playing against Wintertodt. The boss is killed by feeding burning braziers with logs that can additionally be fletched for more reward points with the cost of decreased experience. Experience is commonly more valued, which leads inexperienced players into asking why so many fletch logs. The overused question is commonly parodised by asking: "Why fletch?"

Player 1: "How do I get enough points for a crate?"
Player 2: "Dood fletch"
Player 3: "Why fletch?"

Player A: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Player B: "Joel on Skype"
Player C: "Why fletch?"

by Sukoforiko August 7, 2018

French the Llama

French the llama is and expression a kin to 'oh my gosh!', 'blimey!' or 'cripes!' if you are Boris Johnson. It was popularised by John Green of the vlogbrothers and is used by followers of him or his channel.

French the llama! pirates of the carribean 3 was incredibly long winded and confusing...

or

French the llama, those tic tac were just the thing to rid me of my onion breath.

by Philly Ree December 28, 2009

French Camp Mafia

A gang based in French Camp California. They pay Homage to the Supine Bicyclists in Stockton California when in prison. They are foot soldiers for the Supine Bicyclists. They are big into Selling Drugs, Extortion, Identity Theft, Witness Intimidation, Rape, Murder, Murder for hire, Illegal Gambling, Online Fishing Scams, and Spying on White Boys Through Their Cell Phones, Killing Their Pet Guinea Pigs, and Poisioning Their Tacos.

Yo Dawg you dun heard bout dem French kamp muddah phuckin mafiaz? I heard dey run erthang in Nor-Cal. Ya French Camp Mafia are a gruesome group of subhuman scum.

by Savannah Halfrica May 15, 2019