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Freshman

A person who in their first year of college or high school (in most cases only associated with high school). The bottom of the food chain. Each year freshmen get looked down on further and further, only because freshman are becoming more annoying then ever. Usually seen clogging up the halls, taking other peoples lunch spots or just being total dicks to older grades even though they are just freshman. Older grades and teachers most likely make fun of the past few years (0,1,2 years ago) of freshmen just because of how annoying they are/the lack of respect they have. T
Junior: Hey look at those freshmen!
Senior: Damn, they get smaller every year!
Freshman: The fuck did you say to me?
Junior and Senior: The fuck is that guys problem?
by Fieroman September 20, 2017
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Freshman Hunter

Upper-classmen, typically in highschool or recently graduated, who go to parties and events with intent to "pick up" young, freshman girls. Usually willing to drive around and/or supply drugs and alcohol.
Leland: Who the fuck invited these freshman hunters?
by Lelo69 July 8, 2010
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freshman

A first-year student at a high school or university. Tends to travel in large packs for protection.
There are two types of Freshman. The cocky kind that think they are the shit, and recieve a respective ass kicking. Then there are the ones that realise they are not the shit and give proper respect to upperclassmen.
by Evil Bella October 22, 2004
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freshman fuckbag

Noun.

The freshman college girl who fiends for the cock and a big party Monday through Sunday. Typically receives poor grades first semester. An easy lay.
Dave - "Hey man, did you meet any chicks at that party last night?"

Scott - "Yeah man! I got laid by some freshman fuckbag. Hopefully I don't test positive for anything..."

Dave - "Gross, man."
by Herb Crowbasket January 16, 2014
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freshman herd

During their first few weekends at college, freshmen will flock together in large packs (often as many as 10-20 people) and walk for miles desperately seeking parties and/or booze. We know we all did it, but it's still really funny to see.
- fifteen drunk and frightened-looking students walk by -
Ben: Check out the size of that freshman herd.
Donna: Hey, freshmen! You guys lost?
- Donna is joking, but they really are lost and are too embarrassed to ask for directions -
by akilina August 4, 2010
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pet freshmen

When you are a sophomore or a higher grade and you meet freshmen who are obvious that they are freshmen. The freshmen are like pets because they're not used to being in high school like the sophomores and upperclassmen have experienced.
girl 1: look at those freshmen sitting at our table.

girl 2: yeah but they're my pet freshmen
by look at that chick January 11, 2013
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Freshmen

first year students in college, formal way of saying 'bottom of the food chain' or 'light weight'.

Freshmen usually travel in cluster groups. Said cluster groups are spotted easily, due to the large assortment of unnecessary school supplies in which the freshmen carries with them at all times.

Freshmen can also be mistaken for mentally challenged alcoholic gremlins. This is not a representation for all freshmen; however most of them fit this description accurately.
There is a very rare endangered species of freshmen. This breed is commonly known as 'that cool freshman'. That cool freshman is an individual whom most already assume are an upperclassmen due to their seasoned alcohol tolerance, common sense and ability to function off three hours of sleep without feeling the need to tell everyone about how tired they are.
'are those girls transfer here? i've never seen them before'
'no, they're freshmen'
'how do you know?'
'dude, they're both carrying three notebooks, sticky notes, pencil sharpeners and graphing calculators. nobody buys all that shit in college. one notebook and a pen is good enough.'
'oh, you're right! hey, did you invite that cool freshmen to the kegger tonight?'
'fuckin' right i did! the little bastard drank me under the table last night. he's crazy!'
by happypeanutssoar September 18, 2012
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