freshly bummed eyes

When a persons eyes are all bloodshot and red as if they have been crying from severe pain from being freshly analed for the first time.
"Jaaaames?! Have you got freshly bummed eyes?"
by Destroyerofdirtboxes January 19, 2017
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freshly ripe fruit

A male who recently embraced his suppressed homosexuality. This often leads him to over express his newly embraced sexuality. The results often conclude in: searching out other gay men through any venue whether it be an actual location or myspace, facebook, or any other social networking site. This often leads to promiscuous behavior. Further, a freshly ripe fruit must conscript a close female friend (see fag hag) soon after adopting the gay lifestyle. The freshly ripe fruit stage of a gay mans maturing process usually last six months to a year.
Oh hey, what happened to Johnny. Oh he's freshly ripe fruit. He doesn't dress in anything but rainbows with a locket with a picture of his boo of the week around his neck. I hope he turns that flame down someday or he'll burn a house down!
by Paul Lzto April 15, 2008
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A saucy little line to use when someone inquires as to how you're utterly dominating whatever challenge or obstacle life throws at you.

Can also be used to insult somebody by replacing "win" with "fail", i.e. Wow you're brutal, did have you a freshly brewed pot of fail this morning?
Hank: Wow you aced the calculus exam how the hell did you do that?

Jarod: I start off every day with a freshly brewed pot of win.
by UCtechnique December 10, 2010
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Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.
Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!
by Fuck Face October 16, 2003
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Describes a woman in an extreme state of sexual arousal.
After I'd finished massaging Julie she was spitting like a freshly cooked roast.
by Adrian Pt January 11, 2009
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In Game if someone is downed, you must pick them up as per XGN’s 2 Bylaws. An expanded version, of the 2nd Bylaw itself. It is mainly used in game. (Apex Legends Example.) If your teammate is downed you run through fire and fury to resurrect them, even if it means you die. It is just a game, usually used in Apex but can be used in other games.
I conjure this save and carry as per XGN Freshly’s Law Of Resurrections!
by XGN Freshly July 28, 2020
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See also hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, usually in reference to heat in the south, which absolutely sucks.
Man, it's hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire out here!
by Cofer April 21, 2006
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