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Footballin

When your balls hang so low they lay across your feet.
Damn Joe, you are footballin!
by BMJimmer August 12, 2012
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monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task
a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football
by bluebear January 9, 2021
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Dracula foot

When person sleeping next to you has toenails so long and jagged they can pierce your legs
Damn that bitch is hot, oh nasty check out the dracula foot
by Zac February 1, 2005
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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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Foomp

noun /n/: Something Instantly Blowing Up, a Sudden Occurrence or Happening; ALWAYS in a Positive Light or Manner.

Form of Onomatopoeia: a phonetic insert used to personify, resemble, or suggest the sound of Accomplishment, Exclamation, or Zeal.

Creative Jargon pertaining to informal language of Sound/ Action/ Interjection.
FOOMP ~ there it is!

Nurf gun goes FOOMP

I shot my shot, & FOOMP

“I manifested the life I wanted, then FOOMP it became Real”

“Before submitting the assignment into Dropbox, I yelled: FOOMP!”

“Thinking about the answer, I was stumped. Next thing I knew, FOOMP! I found the solution.”
by FooMP October 21, 2020
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Modern Football

A term used the describe the negative aspects of (association) football as it stands today.

Specifically, Modern Football refers to:

- rip-off ticket prices and merchandise
- all seater stadia
- over-zealous policing and stewarding of football crowds
- players being traded like merchandise
- games being played at non traditional times

- teams changing places (see MK Dongs)
- foreign club owners who know sod all about anything
- the stupid amounts of money involved in the sport generally

What this means is that real, passionate fans are priced out from watching their own teams, and are replaced by corporate wankers who turn football grounds into soulless libraries. The few true fans who still go to matches are treated like scum by stewards and police.

With this much money involved the powers that be (FIFA, UEFA etc) are extremely corrupt, and are open to bribes; either money or sexual favours.

There are however, those who resist...

In Europe, lively, colourful and rowdy supporters known as Ultras are committed to fighting modern football. They are very organised and powerful; to the point, in some cases that they effectively run the club.

In other instances, disgusted fans have broken away to form their own club. For example:

FC United of Manchester from Manchester United
AFC Wimbledon from MK Dons
SV Austria Salzburg from FC Red Bull Salzburg

Football is ours, it's time to take it back.
Against Modern Football!
ACAB!
by skankmaestro January 24, 2011
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Snickers foot

A condition similar to that of athlete's foot, but for non-athletes. Sores, cracks, and itchy fissures develop on their foot and toes after a large consumption of Snickers candy bars while "exercising" or whatever brisk movement the non-athlete is doing to generate a sweat.

The Snicker foot is highly contagious and direct contact with the infected person should be avoided as well as any shoes or clothing that have been in contact with the infected foot.
Damn! Daniel!! Back at it again with the Snickers Foot.
by Jorglynsnakingsince2001 August 8, 2016
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