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Form of Onomatopoeia: a phonetic insert used to personify, resemble, or suggest the sound of Accomplishment, Exclamation, or Zeal.
Creative Jargon pertaining to informal language of Sound/ Action/ Interjection.
Form of Onomatopoeia: a phonetic insert used to personify, resemble, or suggest the sound of Accomplishment, Exclamation, or Zeal.
Creative Jargon pertaining to informal language of Sound/ Action/ Interjection.
FOOMP ~ there it is!
Nurf gun goes FOOMP
I shot my shot, & FOOMP
“I manifested the life I wanted, then FOOMP it became Real”
“Before submitting the assignment into Dropbox, I yelled: FOOMP!”
“Thinking about the answer, I was stumped. Next thing I knew, FOOMP! I found the solution.”
Nurf gun goes FOOMP
I shot my shot, & FOOMP
“I manifested the life I wanted, then FOOMP it became Real”
“Before submitting the assignment into Dropbox, I yelled: FOOMP!”
“Thinking about the answer, I was stumped. Next thing I knew, FOOMP! I found the solution.”
by FooMP October 21, 2020
Get the Foomp mug.A term used the describe the negative aspects of (association) football as it stands today.
Specifically, Modern Football refers to:
- rip-off ticket prices and merchandise
- all seater stadia
- over-zealous policing and stewarding of football crowds
- players being traded like merchandise
- games being played at non traditional times
- teams changing places (see MK Dongs)
- foreign club owners who know sod all about anything
- the stupid amounts of money involved in the sport generally
What this means is that real, passionate fans are priced out from watching their own teams, and are replaced by corporate wankers who turn football grounds into soulless libraries. The few true fans who still go to matches are treated like scum by stewards and police.
With this much money involved the powers that be (FIFA, UEFA etc) are extremely corrupt, and are open to bribes; either money or sexual favours.
There are however, those who resist...
In Europe, lively, colourful and rowdy supporters known as Ultras are committed to fighting modern football. They are very organised and powerful; to the point, in some cases that they effectively run the club.
In other instances, disgusted fans have broken away to form their own club. For example:
FC United of Manchester from Manchester United
AFC Wimbledon from MK Dons
SV Austria Salzburg from FC Red Bull Salzburg
Football is ours, it's time to take it back.
Specifically, Modern Football refers to:
- rip-off ticket prices and merchandise
- all seater stadia
- over-zealous policing and stewarding of football crowds
- players being traded like merchandise
- games being played at non traditional times
- teams changing places (see MK Dongs)
- foreign club owners who know sod all about anything
- the stupid amounts of money involved in the sport generally
What this means is that real, passionate fans are priced out from watching their own teams, and are replaced by corporate wankers who turn football grounds into soulless libraries. The few true fans who still go to matches are treated like scum by stewards and police.
With this much money involved the powers that be (FIFA, UEFA etc) are extremely corrupt, and are open to bribes; either money or sexual favours.
There are however, those who resist...
In Europe, lively, colourful and rowdy supporters known as Ultras are committed to fighting modern football. They are very organised and powerful; to the point, in some cases that they effectively run the club.
In other instances, disgusted fans have broken away to form their own club. For example:
FC United of Manchester from Manchester United
AFC Wimbledon from MK Dons
SV Austria Salzburg from FC Red Bull Salzburg
Football is ours, it's time to take it back.
by skankmaestro January 24, 2011
Get the Modern Football mug.A condition similar to that of athlete's foot, but for non-athletes. Sores, cracks, and itchy fissures develop on their foot and toes after a large consumption of Snickers candy bars while "exercising" or whatever brisk movement the non-athlete is doing to generate a sweat.
The Snicker foot is highly contagious and direct contact with the infected person should be avoided as well as any shoes or clothing that have been in contact with the infected foot.
The Snicker foot is highly contagious and direct contact with the infected person should be avoided as well as any shoes or clothing that have been in contact with the infected foot.
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