Filf

A filf is a FATHER I'D LIKE TO FUCK

that dude is totally a FILF

by tities in my liking asss hole April 1, 2009

failfest

The word failfest is a compound word composed of 2 words fail and festival(fest). Fail is comonly used to let someone know that they suck at something or they got pwned. A festival is a celebration or gathering of some sort. So a failfest is a gathering or celebration where people that fail go.

As Johnny walked with his friends to school he tripped and fell on his face. His friends said " Lol Johnny should go to failfest for that, what a noob."

by ProMaster April 19, 2009

fcilf

friend’s cousin i’d like to f*ck

bff: “did u see how hot (insert name of friend)’s cousin is?”
me: “OMG yeah he’s such a fcilf!!”

by andrewgarfieldisdaddy December 28, 2021

FLILF

An acroynm for "First-Lady I Would Like To Fuck."

Coined on The Daily Show (10/29/07), this term refers to how the 2008 presidential candidates have really hot wives.

In particular, the wife of Fred Thompson and the wife of Dennis Kucinich, both of whom are young and sexy.

God damn! Dennis Kucinich knows how to pick 'em, because his wife Elizabeth would be one hell of a FLILF!

And Fred Thompson is a FLILF Hunter if I've ever seen one!

by The Supporter November 19, 2007

FMIL

Fucking Mother-In-Law.

For when your vitrolic loathing needs to spill forth, but in a tastefully discreet acronym.

"Dude, she's such a bitch, I think she's ready to become the FMIL."

by sheertone April 6, 2006

FMLFTW

Fuck My Life For The Win

An amalgamation of two zeitgeist acronyms.

1) Loosely defined as experiencing something awful (FML) in order to achieve great success (FTW).

2) A transcendently negative experience.

1) I was enslaved in a diamond mine for my entire childhood. My health was terrible and I lived in deplorable, subhuman conditions. My luck changed when I escaped to Antwerp with a 45 carat rock. FMLFTW!

by Gaultier Osterhase III June 29, 2009

FMIL

Future Mother-In-Law.

The non-dirty (and probably more oft-intended) version of FMIL.

"I hate getting emails from my FMIL."

by invisibelle December 18, 2008