Fleadick

(n) What you call a guy that has been with so many girls he has to have an STD
(adj) Pertaining to a dirty dick

Fleadick over here has been with so many girls his dicks gonna end up falling off.

by Dysos April 29, 2009

flea

kick ass chili peppers bass player

gawd damn, i cant freestyle like flea

by fleabassuk June 2, 2003

fleas

little bastards that jump

by michael caner November 3, 2003

Flea dip

a term describing the technique of using a chlorinated or salt water
pool to both entice women to return to your home as well as ensuring
their cleanliness prior to allowing them in, preventing any parasites,
diseases or bacteria from contaminating the dwelling.

***retention ponds, rivers and most other natural bodies of water do
not work for this purpose***

"Chet, you are not bringing that ragged bitch in my grandmothers beach
house until she gets a flea dip"

"Todd, she works at the Arbys and lives in her car, of course she is
getting a flea dip."

by Touch Down July 9, 2014

butt fleas

a constant irritation or itching in the ass.

The butt fleas are feasting! Maybe I didn't wipe good enough...

by MinPin76 May 1, 2012

Flea

Bassist for the Chilis. Best bassist ever. THIS MAN IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike Balzairy

by Flea Fan March 27, 2003

Flea's Teat

elusive, impossible to grasp, unlikely to find, rarely seen,

What up Osama? You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Obama's records are harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Julian Assange's soul is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Been emailing, texting, friending, tweeting you! You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!

My professor is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!

by FeyJay January 4, 2011