Flattening the Curve

Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).

Are you really looking to replace the admin assistant or am I just flattening the curve?

by Sleepy J0ey B December 12, 2021

Rascal Flatted

To ride or be rode all night long

Stacy got rascal flatted last night. Yesenia is getting rascal flatted tonight

by Carlitoxnike July 29, 2018

Flatten and Reinstall

To format and then install a computers Operating System, typically due to being hacked.

From a technical perspective this involves formatting at least one partition.

The "Flatten" comes from a hurricane analogy; flattening the landscape and having to rebuild from nothing.

You've been hacked and they got root? Flatten and Reinstall.

You listened to a Sony CD? Flatten and Reinstall.

by holloway June 30, 2006

flatlined

Being so drunk that you blackout and can't recall a long period (an hour or more) from the previous evening.

I must have been flatlined last night, cause I don't remember stretching my scrotum skin in front of your parents.

by Chris Johnson February 19, 2004

flange flattener

When a female falls over and lands on her flange.

i.e "Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener."

Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener.

by Hazza151 May 23, 2014

Flatten the skunk

Smoke a joint, smoke pot, smoke marijuana, smoke cannabis. Derived from the smell, similar to that of a skunk

Smells like someone is flattening the skunk.

Anyone want to flatten the skunk at lunch?

by Rose Ruby November 1, 2013

stalk - flattered

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.

delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...

by mylove2011 December 20, 2010